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MEN PLEASE DON'T
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MEN PLEASE DON'T MEN PLEASE DON'T  This is a rewritten and edited version of a post I made quite some time ago and I will probably post it again in a few more months. I would never expect anyone to read all of my posts, and this one may help some of you, as I'm sure I'm not the only woman that feels this way. ......and, Yes, these are some of the messages I have received on numerous occasions.. MEN…. Don’t.... Don’t send me a message saying, “Wanna fuck?” I’ll know you didn’t bother reading my profile. Don’t send me a message that says, “You look hot.” Pictures sometimes lie. I actually have a wooden leg, a glass eye, a large wart on my nose, wrinkles the size of the grand canyon and a slight hump on my back. Do ya still ‘wanna’? Don’t send me a message that says, “You’ll love my big cock.” Whether it’s big or small is irrelavent. Apparently you love it, but do you know what to do with it? Don’t send me a message that says, “I can give oral sex all night long.” You can’t.. There isn’t a man alive that can keep up with a real woman. Don’t send me a message that says, “I’m the best you’ll ever have.” LOL, sorry I had to laugh at that one. All men feel that way, but only one will hold that title. Don’t send me a message that says, “Let’s get together tonight.” Reread the answer to number 1. I don’t date strangers, only men willing to invest the time to get to know one another first. If I don’t feel comfortable with you it won’t be a pleasant evening for either of us. Don’t send me a message that says, “Marry me.” That simply doesn’t need an explanation. Get help. Don’t send me a message that says, “I love you.” Apparently you don’t know the meaning of the word. Don’t send me a message that says, “You’re everything I want in a woman.” I probably am, but you don’t know me. I could be a real terror. Don’t send me a message that says, “I know I’m only 20 ish, but I love older women” Just tell me you don’t know much and would like a few lessons. *************************************** MEN DO..... Do be sincere and HONEST in all things..NO games! Do take the time to read my profile. Do send a picture of your face, and not Mr Happy. Leave a little mystery and I will simply assume that you come equipped. Do have a touch of class and know how to treat a woman with respect. Do enjoy a very affectionate, hands on relationship. Do be sensitive and compassionate to those known and unknown. Do be passionate about life and those things that are important to you, as well as in the bedroom.. Do realize that, at least with me, one night stands are out of the question. I place a much higher value on myself. Do have a great sense of humor and a healthy attitude. Do leave your baggage behind. I'm nothing like that 'other' woman. Do…..send me a message that let’s me know who you are, not what you want me to believe. We can all make changes in ourselves to please the one we care about, but not if it compromises our ideals or our principles. I wouldn’t want you to do that and I certainly won’t. Please excuse me if I sound bitchy or demanding, (I sound that way to me), but I know what I want and what I deserve, and I won't settle for less than I'm willing to give in return. |
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4/25/2012 4:19 pm |
AMEN!!!!
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Long time no see. How you doing these days?   The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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Nicely done, we haven't met but words of wisdom are always appreciated.
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