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Reality Shows We Tonight I was chatting with my old pal swingingfury swingingfury swingingfury swingingfury swingingfury swingingfury and he was thanking me for the FANTASTIC video place I'd pointed out to him a few days earlier ==== fantasti =====Do Others Twice==cc=== He was sending me links and we shared a running commentary. Soon he found the SYBIAN section and was pretty hyped up about it. I yawned. We had an ongoing philosophical conversation, and at some point I quipped, "Why don't they make reality shows like that?" (well actually they do... its called porn but don't spoil my fun with this post, Ok?) e.g. Celebrity Sybian Showdown Piercing Peter's Privates (or could be Piercing Private's Peter) \8 Divas Dueling Dildos \8 Would the theme song for this be HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT? of course it doesn't have to all be alliteration, but that's so much fun maybe we could feature a few game shows like the 64,000 dolllar orgasm or Celebrity Fuck Tack Toe (people people...work with me here... I'm doing all the hard part, generating the big picture.... you need to work out the small intricate details) Then there is that classic old soap opera, "as the anus burns..." SO........don't like MY programming ideas? then come up with some of your own....!! LOL I found these online: Funny Titles For Porno Movies 300 and Counting... 1) Sperms of Endearment 2) Saving Ryan's Privates 3) Romancing The Bone 4) For Your Thighs Only 5) Three Men And A Barbie 6) Passenger 69 7) On Golden Blonde Intercourse With The Vampire 9) Mr. Hollund's Phallus 10) Forrest Hump 11) Jurassic Pork 12) Pocahotass 13) Sleeping Booty 14) The Loin King 15) The Sperminator 16) Cum And Cummer 17) Presumed Impotent 1 A Clear And Present Stranger 19) White Men Can't Hump 20) You've Got Male 21) I'll Do Anyone 22) Crocodile Done Me 23) Snatch Adams 24) Edward Penishands 25) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed (Contributed by J. P.) 26) What About Boob? (Contributed by J. P.) 27) Schindler's Fist 2 Beverly Hills Copulator 29) Poonies 30) Johnny Pneumatic 31) The Joy Suck Club 32) Cunt Hardly Wait 33) Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off 34) Nutting Hill 35) The Thirteenth 36) Inspect Her Gadget 37) Free My Willy 3 I Know Who You Did Last Summer 39) Die Hard-on 40) A Few Hard Men 41) The Shawwank Redemption 42) Wet Dreams May Cum 43) Blast In The Ass 44) Wild Wild Breasts 45) Big Trouble In Little ‘Gina 46) 2000 Legs Under Me 47) Humped Back at Notre Dame 4 101 Fornications 49) Robin’s Wood 50) Batman in Robin 51) Look Who’s Sucking 52) Forever Hung 53) Breakfast On Tiffany 54) Jesus Christ: Porno Star 55) When Hairy Fucked Sally 56) Libido Man 57) My Big Lebowski 5 Sleeping With Seattle 59) Varsity Blows 60) The Boobs Brothers 61) The Firmest 62) The Hunt for Pink Cuntober 63) Riding Miss Daisy 64) City Lickers 65) Cock Air 66) Ed's Wood 67) Desperate Pleasures 6 On Deadly Mound 69) Legs Wide Shut (Contributed by AlexBork) 70) Interview With A Vibrator 71) Star Whores 72) The Three Fuckateers 73) American Booty 74) Bringing Out The Head 75) Seven Dicks Into Beth 76) Field Of Wet Dreams 77) End Of Gays 7 Good Will Humping 79) The Meattricks 80) Happy Getsmore 81) Pants/Off 82) The Cock 83) Full Latex Jacket 84) Close Encounters of the Nude Kind 85) Man On The Poon 86) Robocock 87) Major Leg 8 Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom Boom 89) Vampire in Brook Lyn 90) ET the Extra Testicle 91) Cliff's Hanger 92) Over the Twat 93) Runway Bride 94) My Best Friends Wetting 95) Whores Whisperer 96) Legends of the Ball 97) Young Buns 9 Tango and Snatch 99) Dirty Lancing 100) Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit 101) Pokememon 102) Jacob the Licker 103) The Talented Mr. Rip Me 104) Summer of Slam 105) Doing John Malkovich 106) Wee Willy 107) The Mighty Fucks 10 The Hairy Bitch Project 109) American Bi 110) A Jug's Life 111) The Bare Clit Project 112) The Mask of Porno 113) Waiting to Climax 114) Mickey White Eyes **111-114 Contributed by Squecil** 115) Deep Blue Balls (Contributed by JamesFlameJay) 116) Urban Lesbian (Contributed by JamesFlameJay) 117) Face Jam 11 The Bone Erector 119) Reaming Out The Dead 120) Bonfire of the Panties 121) The Bone Ranger 122) Glad-He-Ate-Her 123) Planet of the Gapes 124) Jumpin' Jack's Ass 125) The Cocks and the Mound 126) 28 Lays 127) Games 12 Judge Head 129) The is Not Enough 130) Caddysnatch 131) Orifice Space 132) The Brady Munch * 133) Scat People 134) The Perfect Porn 135) Pump Fiction 136) Gang Bang Related 137) Jackie Brown Eye 13 XXX-Men 139) Position: Impossible 140) The Loin King 2: Simba's Ride 141) Regarding Heinie 142) Silence of the Loins 143) Dante Peaks 144) Play it to the Boner 145) The Bone Molester 146) Natural Born Jigglers 147) Mouth Party 14 The Flintbones 149) I Know What You Did Up The Bummer 150) Pornocchio 151) Porn on the 4th of July 152) South Pork: Big Long and Uncut 153) Lubrication Man 154) Dangerous Binds 155) Swallow Man 156) Throbbin' Hood 157) Rambone 15 A Rear And Pleasant Danger 159) A Clockwork Orgy 160) Splendor in the Ass 161) Ass Wide Shut 162) Mr. Holland's Anus 163) Tits A Wonderful Life 164) Buttman Forever 165) My Bare Lady 166) Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 167) The Bootie Guard 16 Creamer vs. Creamer 169) Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy 170) There's Something In and Out of Mary 171) Bare Ass in The Park 172) Bright Lights, Big Titties 173) Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory 174) Das Butt 175) Diddle-Her on the Roof 176) Saturday Night Fever Blister 177) Sorest Rump 17 Ordinary Peepholes 179) Dirty and Hairy 180) The Man Who Blew Too Much 181) What Lies Beneath Me 182) (Spanking) 12 Monkeys 183) Three Days Of The Condom 184) For Your Ass Only 185) The Anus Family 186) Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone 187) Single White She-male 18 Tales of the Backside 189) Top Buns 190) Waiting to XXX Hale 191) Men in Back 192) The Inside-her 193) Ball Street 194) Spray it Forward 195) My Best Friends Wetting 196) ET the Extra Testicle 197) The Legend in Bagger's Pants 19 Great Sexpectations (Contributed by x2000jlc) 199) Six Degrees of Penetration 200) A Cockwork Orange 201) Ben-In-Her 202) The Truman Blow 203) Get Harder 204) Fucked In 60 Seconds 205) Jules In Her Nile 206) Pulp Friction 207) The Mod Squat 20 The Negrosheateher 209) Lace Cowboys 210) Blow me, O Juliet 211) Cum-let 212) MacMuff 213) The Laying of the Shrew 214) Julius Eat-her 215) Twelfth Inch 216) A Midsummer Night's Cream 217) As You Stroke It 21 The Dominatrix of Venice 219) Much Ado About Fucking 220) Blowthello 221) Along He Came Inside Her 222) Miss Cunnilingiality 223) Clitoris Claiborne 224) A.I. Artificial Implants 225) One Blew Another in the Cuckoos Nest 226) 12 Horny Men 227) Boyz on the Hood 22 Terms of Enrearment 229) Cliffbanger 230) Who Lies Beneath 231) Womb Raider 232) Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone 233) A.I. - Artificial Insemination 234) Maximum Bonerdrive 235) Caddycrack 236) Tucker: A Man and his Cream 237) Going Down and Cumming out in Beverly Hills 23 Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Cum 239) Star Trek 3 - The Search for Sperm 240) Star Trek 4 - The Voyeurs Home 241) Blackdraft 242) Remember The Tightones 243) Risky Jizzness 244) Riding on Boys in Cars 245) Who's Eating Gilbert Grape 246) Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone 247) Black Cock Down 24 Blowtime 249) APooterLips Now 250) Saturday Night Beaver 251) Honey I Shanked The **246-251 Contributed by mahynes** 252) Lord Of The Cock Rings 253) Booty & The Beast (Contributed by MM12011) 254) Harry Squatter 255) The Midget Bones Diary 256) Ali Throbba And The 40 Creams 257) McHale's Gravy 25 My Cousin's In Me 259) Jurassic Poke 260) Throbbin' Wood: Prince of Whores 261) A Clockwork Orgy 262) The Crocodile Humper 263) Sex Toy Story 264) Forrest Gimp 265) Chitty Chitty Gang Bang 266) Add Momma To The Train 267) Twin Cheeks 26 Gangbangs Of New York 269) 8 Inch 270) Analize This/That 271) Bootyshop 272) My Big Fat Greek Woody 273) In Diana Jones 274) Facesitter 275) Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? 276) Blastaway 277) Friday After Sexed 27 Glazed And Confused 279) Malcolm Sex 280) The Usual Suck-spects 281) All Quiet On The Breasts In Front 282) Apoca-lips Now 283) The Wadfather 284) Lawrence Of A Labia 285) Star Whores 286) To Thrill A Cockingbird 287) Breast Side Story 28 The Jism Of Oz 289) The XXX-orcist 290) L.A. Cuntfidential 291) Back To The Coocher 292) The Empire Stikes From The Back 293) The Spooge-itive 294) Boldfinger 295) Bumfight At The OGay Corral 296) A Hard Gay's Night 297) The Little Sperm-Aid 29 The Magnificent Semen 299) Monty's Python and the Hole-y Girl 300) Merry Poppings 301) Sleepy Swallow 302) Leaking Beauty 303) A Lad In 304) The Porn Identity 305) The Phantom Penis 306) Any Given Cumday 307) Raiders Of The Lost Ass 30 Pornoccio 309) Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke 310) Crotch & Dong: Still Pokin' 311) The Small Kotowski 312) The Empire Likes Crack 313) Monsters Pinc 314) Mary's Poppin' 315) Sleeping With 3 Men In Me 316) Going For Sloppy Seconds 317) The Pelican Queif 31 Charlie's Anal 319) The Princess Derriere 320) The Legend Of The Banger Van 321) Behind Emily's Panty Line 322) The Mount Of Monet Kristal 323) The Royal Tenderbuns 324) Twat Lies Beneath 325) Eyes Wide Slut 326) Swallow At The Campfire 327) Ache Legged Fucks 32 The Wet Dream Catcher 329) Young Buns 330) Bang Hur 331) Bang The Dong Slowly 332) Queered Science 333) Starshit Poopers 334) Poopy Longcockings 335) Pullet 336) Final Breastination 337) Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory 33 Driving Into Miss Daisy 339) Planet Of The Gapes 340) Cherry Ass Of Fire 341) Screw Momma In The Train 342) Clitty Clitty Bang Bang 343) The Sexorcist 344) Porn Free 345) The Gaytriot 346) Sleeping With The Enema 347) Full Metal Jackoff 34 Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes 349) Of The Cornhole 350) Dickochet 351) Aim It On Rio 352) The Bad Nudes Bared 353) My Big Fat Greek Penis 354) Boyz With Tha Wood 355) 48 Whores 356) West Side Orgy 357) Cock Star 35 For A Fistfull, She Hollers 359) For A Two-Dollar 360) The Jungle Boof 361) Inspect Her Gadget 362) Shaving Ryan's Privates 363) Little Oral Annie 364) Anus & Andy 365) Harry Pooter and the Sores On Your Bone 366) Black Booty 367) A Cunt Apart 36 Agent Cody Spanks 369) CreamCatcher 370) Honey, I Blew Everyone 371) Apollo's 13" 372) Yureasslick Park 373) When Harry Wet Sally 374) Cum And Dump-Her 375) Das Booty 376) Backside To The Future 377) The Mate's Dicks Reloaded 37 The Maid Licks Real Loaded 379) My Tricks Reloaded 380) They Made Rick's Reel Load It 381) Oliver Fist 382) Done In 60 Seconds 383) Itty Bitty Gang Bang 384) Bang The Nun Slowly 385) Lord Of The G-Strings 386) Playmate Of The Apes 387) In And Out...And In Again 38 The Jizz Singer 389) A Beautiful Bind 390) It's A Cumderful Life 391) Turn Her And Smooch 392) Bone Alone 393) True Lays 394) Genital Patton 395) A Tale Of Two Titties 396) The RawShank Infection 397) CreamCatcher 39 Dickma 399) Sperminator 3: Rise of the Toys 400) Cooch Almighty 401) The Italian Blowjob 402) Penetrator 403) Harry Twatter 404) Simply Erectable 405) G.I. Wang 406) Assaconda 407) Pornos of the Caribbean 40 Foreskin Hump 409) Sperm's In Her Ear, Man 410) Devil Without A Condom 411) The Load Warrior 412) I'll Poke Ya Lips Now 413) Night Of The Giving Head 414) The Whole Nine Inches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Movie Titles That Sound Like Porno Movies 1) The Bone Collector 2) Toy Story 3) Anywhere But Here 4) Deep Impact 5) Fire Down Below 6) In & Out 7) Backdraft Gone In 60 Seconds 9) The Serpent And The Rainbow 10) Any Which Way You Can 11) Every Which Way But Loose 12) Howard's End 13) The Black Stallion 14) Big Daddy 15) Three Men and a Little Lady 16) Lethal Weapon 17) The Fast and the Furious 1 Shaft 19) Driven 20) Blow 21) Snatch 22) Iron Monkey 23) Woman On Top 24) Anaconda 25) Unlawful Entry 26) Fists Of Fury 27) The Firm 2 Dick 29) Spaceballs 30) Freddy Got Fingered 31) The Ring 32) xXx 33) Free Willy 34) While You Were Sleeping  |
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Note to self: I realize if I went through the porn hall of fame or hall of shame some of these titles may be there.... so go ahead and share your favorite ideas
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So glad to hear it baby boy..... found it specially for you : )
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9/3/2007 6:49 pm |
Goodness--you need to find something better to do with your hands and relax your mind, my dear. That's a lot of typing, cutting and pasting...
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