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orgasms and sneezes
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orgasms and sneezes Someobdy else may have a joke like this someplace for all I know, but this post is a product of my own perverted philospical self... You know, I was at my office at work today and had to sneeze. As I waited for it I thought about how much sneezes and orgasms were alike: 1. they both come in multiples 2. sometimes you sense the are coming, and wait for the moments 3.sometimes they suprise you when you least expect they are loud and earth shattering 4. other times they are just a little quiet ripple 5. both times you say ah ah ah ah aha or something like it 6. its pretty hard to hide a sneeze or an orgasm 7. both are religious occasions.... when you sneeze they say "Bless you" and when you cum you say "O God" 8. both can leave you wishing you had a tissue 9. both of them can make you pee. use those kegel muscles. any additional thoughts?  |
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NOTE: After I wrote this post Went online and discovered I was not the great philosopher I imagined. This is an old concept. Well it was amusing to me anyways.. :
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LMAO, it's new to me and that's all that counts. So let's see .. you're multiple; loud (luv it); and a squirter? 
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brassy? ... that's a new one for me too, but I do like good old fashioned sassy. 
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7/25/2007 9:47 am |
IVE ACTUALLY HAD THE PLEASURE OF EXPERIENCING ALL OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED IN ONE GLORIOUS SESSION OF SEX HER SNEEZING SQUIRTING ORGASMING MULTIPLE TIMES ALL WITHIN MOMENTS OF EACH OTHER WE WAS GOING AT IT HOT AND HEAVY MUST HAVE BEEN STIRRING UP SOME DUST SHE WAS ON THE BRINK OF ORGASM SO WAS I SHE TENSED UP FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS AN ORGASM ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE SNEEZED I COULD FEEL THAT SHE HAD SQUIRTED BECAUSE OF IT WHICH ADDED A NEW WARMTH SENSATION THAT ENSPIRED ME EVEN MORE I DIDNT LOOSE A BEAT JUST KEPT ON GOING SHE RETURNED RIGHT BACK INTO WHERE SHE LEFT OFF ON THE BRINK AND WHAAAM IT HIT HER LIKE A TON OF BRICKS HEAVING SHAKING TWITCHING CONVULSING TWISTING MOANING SCREAMING AT A FEVER PITCH SHE BROUGHT ON MY ORGASM AS WELL BUT I DIDNT JUST FALL AND COLLAPSE YET I WAS STILL IN THE THROWS OF HOW EXOTIC IT ALL HAPPENED AND KEPT THRUSTING USING EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY LEFT IN ME TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR AND HOW LONG THINGS WOULD LAST UNTIL SHE COLLAPSED OR ME IT ENDED UP BEING ABOUT THE SAME TIME AND IT WAS ALL SO OVER POWERING AND EXHAUSTING AND SO ELATED WE COULDNT HELP BUT BURST OUT LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF WITH ONE THING TO SAY--- NEED TO DO THAT MORE OFTEN --"GAZOONTITE" AND "GOD BLESS YOU" SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE SINCERELY YOURS JAMES S AKA POOCHE001                    MY BLING ASK ME FOR ONE OR ASK ME TO MAKE YOU ONE
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12/4/2008 10:19 pm |
Interesting blog, WKTYT - I've never used the "oops, I sneezed -- sorry about the premature ejaculation" line. Sounds ... trustworthy! By the way, you're roaming blogs strike a chord for me. Geez, what if we actually know each other beyond the FriendFinder-x veil? I guess we'll see .... PC
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that was funny
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PC
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