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Another thing to ponder  

rm_sultryflower 57F
290 posts
7/6/2009 12:41 am

Last Read:
8/16/2009 7:55 am
Another thing to ponder


In my opinion, as highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird as he is, he is too cerewet, indeed.
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The Defective Parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'

The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.'

'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and answered me!'

'I got every word,' says the parrot. 'I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird.'

'Oh yeah?' the guy asks, 'Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?'

'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers.'

'Wow,' says the guy. 'You really can understand and speak English can't you?'

'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me.. I'd be a great companion.'

The guy looks at the $2000 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'

'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $50; just make the guy an offer!'

The guy offers $50 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.. 'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman.'

'What are you talking about?' asks the guy.

'When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie.'

'WHAT?' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?'

'Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.

'NO!' he exclaims. 'And she let him?'

'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...'

Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED?'

'Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!'

rm_sultryflower 57F
236 posts
7/6/2009 3:21 am
    Quoting  :
Thank you... thank you... Fall down out of this joke or because you are horny? I guess this joke ya... I


lovenlife888 67M

7/6/2009 9:59 pm

 very funny girls I wonder if there is somewhere a female equivalent of this joke.just trying to imagine this??


rm_sultryflower 57F
236 posts
7/6/2009 11:39 pm
    Quoting  :
Aren't we all, sayang...? but what to do la', the damage has already done. I


rm_sultryflower 57F
236 posts
7/6/2009 11:41 pm
    Quoting lovenlife888:
    very funny girls I wonder if there is somewhere a female equivalent of this joke.just trying to imagine this??
I can not imagine from what thing I would fall out of with that joke. I


rm_sultryflower 57F
236 posts
7/7/2009 9:44 pm
    Quoting rm_sultryflower:
    salah dong... morale of the story, the parrot is nosey... that's bad, I
ooooops... salah juga, not nosey, he is gossipy and that's sexy or cute? hmmmmmmmm... I


ManLovePussy88 52M
653 posts
7/10/2009 2:49 am

 lol!!!! hehehe it is very funny.

well actually I read the story 3 weeks ago..and luckily I din share it right away. well good for you hihihi


rm_sultryflower 57F
236 posts
7/12/2009 8:07 pm
    Quoting ManLovePussy88:
    lol!!!! hehehe it is very funny.

    well actually I read the story 3 weeks ago..and luckily I din share it right away. well good for you hihihi
hehehe... ok deh say...


KopiOGao 64F

8/12/2009 8:15 pm

 This is funny indeed.


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