1448 posts 11/10/2008 10:47 am
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Damned electronics !!!
I came home early today because I had not much to do at work. I am so good and fast, they often run out of things to do for me. As the girl was not back from school yet I thought I would make some new pix for an album I want to stick in here...
I started up the laptop, got kind of semi naked, I set the camera running, named my albums '' been fruity '' and '' black and white '' and got in a posing mood. The natural light coming through the window was just perfect, the pix in my black and white boxers were looking good, and the fruits were strategically placed to cover what I don't like to show while posing naked. 
Everything was going to plan when the notification about windows been low on memory and something about the paging file size came on. Then the noise from the fans started. I should of known was was coming next!
Blue screen of death came on, followed by a complete black out and switching off ! Of course as nothing was already saved they all were nowhere to be found when I rebooted. 
I will have to try and make some new pix at work now. Something like the naked tiler 
I wonder if this is asking for trouble. I think it is probably a recipe for disaster, but sounds exiting been kind of oh so naughty.
I remember one time few years ago, working somewhere while the lady of the house was out for the day. After doing a very dusty job, like polishing the tiles after grouting them, I got so white and dusty and there was no way I would go back home looking like a mummy,so I stripped and jumped in the newly tiled shower for a quick wash.
I was, luckily, never found out but I could of easily been caught in the act so to speak !
Have you ever nearly been caught or totally rumbled doing something naughty ?
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And here is a riddle for a change, or five to be exact, they quite easy really apart from the last one...
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to
choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is
full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away ?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
Answers on the next post, if you don't manage to get them right,have fun,P.
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11/10/2008 12:54 pm
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Oooh new pics - I will have to go and have a GOOD look 
1. I'd stay in the room I was in already (is that an option)?
2. She took her photograph, developed it and hung it in a frame 
3. Is it Coal or charcoal???
4. Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day
5. I'm brain dead so I'll have to wait until your next post
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
greekphilosopher replies on 11/10/2008 1:09 pm:
Soz pinky,no new pix yet as they were all lost and are now somewhere in space...cyber space that is.may be your Dr Who can locate them tho I doubt it !There will be no more than a bunch to see,fruits that is 
But thanx anyway !
Well done,you are right in No 2 and 3 and almost right in No 4 !
Answers tomorrow morning as the next post is been made as we speak ! |
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11/10/2008 2:13 pm
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I know I was miffed when I looked and nothing was showing 
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
greekphilosopher replies on 11/11/2008 1:33 pm:
You terrible woman,you ,you picture collector,you,...when can you grab your camera and come on down ?  |
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6492 posts 11/10/2008 3:55 pm |
1. The room full of lions, if they haven't eaten for three years they are all dead
2. she took his pic
3. coal
4. PinkRabbit got them I think
5. No e's are used
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greekphilosopher replies on 11/11/2008 1:27 pm:
Hmmm ....Tracy.....well done!!!
You got them all !
Not just a pretty face then ! |
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