1448 posts 5/16/2017 9:48 am
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The sins of men
Years ago, when I first joined up on here, I must admit, I did most of the<b> sins </font></b>men might do as newbies.
I had the word "dick" included on my handle.
The handle was changed in the first month.
I did copy and paste a message to many women. I sort of had a main body for it, and was adding a few different details for each woman, but still, copy and paste, or carpet bombing! At the time it seemed an OK thing to do. It did not last long. At this time, it reminds me how silly I can be, at times. Still, we all learn from our mistakes.
I did not send any uninvited dick pix, but there was a private album in my profile photos.
Having a private album may not be a sin as such, but remember this time around, 10 years later, I have send links of my profile and blog pages to both my daughters and my sis. I do not think they be interested at seeing my bollocks!
Even if that was not the case, I never ever share nude pix of me, unless I am sharing them with you and we done them together! And I don't ask for any either. I want to meet the person, cum on her tits, not have a tug on her photo!
I did have some rare but pure rant moments on my blog. Even a rant about the ex. Or two.
These days I see the negativity on that, so I try to avoid blogging in a bad mood. And I care much less about the ex, naturally. In fact I care less for many things. It is a stage of life. Could not give 2 hoots, is a good description.
I did have a very long profile.
Ha, if you think I still have a long one, you should of seen that other edition, wow! Why did I ever think anyone would read it to the end?
I did cam. Dressed, naked, at home, even at work. Obviously the dressed times, or at work, were not sexually charged, just fun. Cum to think of it, some of the sexually charged times were fun too!
Had to try it, a couple of times it was nice, other times not so. Now, the only cam I will use is the one on the tripod, in our room!
I did have cyber sex. It always left me feeling empty. Pun not intended. I meant the feeling of been so near yet so far away, cursing the miles apart, or the circumstances not allowing a real time meet. From early on then, until now, I rather wait for the real thing.
I had my expectations, and the belief I would find what I was looking for. That sort of worked! I was looking for sex, and found it. But also, sometimes it was so soulless, almost mechanical. It was the reason I left this place alone, for years. Can it ever be NSA, or FWB but not soulless and mechanical? I still have my expectations and beliefs, it will be interesting to see how things turn out this time around.
Well, here I am , 10 years later, with more life experience in general and more A*F*F experience too. But there are a few things I still do not understand.
There are 4062 domains connected with the company running this site. I know they include dot net and dot biz and dot info, dot this, that or the other, but still an impressive number. Is this the total number of denominations or different kinks, kinds and shades of sex? Have they catered for all possible tastes?
As I am quite high on the local top members list, why are there no hordes of single women outside my door yet?
Why, when something I have asked for, is finally given to me, I find it less attractive, than when I started asking for it?
Will I ever find my way out of this dark labyrinth called the female psyche?
And some funnies
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now fuck off!'
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath,
he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a '.
He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan'.
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands.
The second couldn't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his dick.
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37235 posts 5/16/2017 9:58 am |
I love your posts- always all ways Just leave my psyche alone- it's fine the way it is
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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4077 posts 5/16/2017 10:08 am |
Quoting pocogato12:
I love your posts- always all ways Just leave my psyche alone- it's fine the way it is
Thanx pocogato. What a mistaka to maka, no wonder I don't understand it!
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4077 posts 5/16/2017 10:10 am |
How do you deal with the female psyche   
I take alcohol for it !
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13 posts 5/16/2017 10:29 am |
great post! and some funny stuff too, well done.
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4077 posts 5/16/2017 10:35 am |
Quoting mattlikesfun:
great post! and some funny stuff too, well done.
Thanx mattlikesfun. Hope you are not making the same sins!
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16552 posts 5/16/2017 11:31 am |
When I first came here I was just looking to get laid too. . I bet most men were. . I never got into the cam thing, or sending dick pics. . Although I was hoping to find a real whore, I guess I was looking for a shy and quiet whore. (?) . Who knows what I was thinking.
But after awhile I gave that up and just got into the blogging. . I'm not looking at all, but if something just *happened*, I'd be acceptable to that. . I mean as in a long term relationship.
Great jokes! 
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4077 posts 5/16/2017 12:22 pm |
Quoting goodatpoetry2:
When I first came here I was just looking to get laid too. . I bet most men were. . I never got into the cam thing, or sending dick pics. . Although I was hoping to find a real whore, I guess I was looking for a shy and quiet whore. (?) . Who knows what I was thinking.
But after awhile I gave that up and just got into the blogging. . I'm not looking at all, but if something just *happened*, I'd be acceptable to that. . I mean as in a long term relationship.
Great jokes!
Thanx goodatpoetry. I am looking for something long term too. Shy and quiet whore seems a good choice, tied in the basement while the vicar visits on his fundraising! Apparently, things do not seem to happen, on their own. I have to push for them sometimes. Even at the expense of feeling silly afterwards. And that labyrinth of the female psyche, I am sooo lost!
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313 posts 5/16/2017 1:05 pm |
Did that once as well!! Never again
It's still on there mind.
x
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4077 posts 5/16/2017 1:08 pm |
Thanx phunnyGuy. Blogging while drunk was another sin of mine too, those days. I blogged a post just for that one alone a few months back, that is why I completely forgot to add it on today's list! And what a sin it is. Funny, the next day!!! Fun, or in trouble!
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4077 posts 5/16/2017 1:16 pm |
Quoting Pringles0510:
Did that once as well!! Never again
It's still on there mind.
x
Ha ha pringle! It is fun to do at the time, just maybe a bit of trouble the next morning. We all done it, it seems, apart from the tea totals!
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7262 posts 5/16/2017 10:30 pm |
Is this like going to confession?  Time does interesting things to people. 
Vive La Difference
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4077 posts 5/17/2017 2:02 am |
Quoting tickles4us:
Is this like going to confession? Time does interesting things to people.
For confession we best visit Cuddly_Kitten's blog tickles4us. She has the room and facilities! As for what time does, the last 10 years it helped me, to grow, by 10 years!
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4077 posts 5/17/2017 2:05 am |
Thanx risky frisky mama author51. I have not given up yet and that hope will die last, if it ever does. Ahh, the connection, watch this space, I have questions...
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41171 posts 5/17/2017 1:42 pm |
The reason why there are no hordes of single women on your front door, I must confess, is because I'm there holding a Jehovah's Witness placard and a long questionnaire for them to complete before being allowed entry! 
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4077 posts 5/17/2017 2:08 pm |
Quoting spunkycumfun:
The reason why there are no hordes of single women on your front door, I must confess, is because I'm there holding a Jehovah's Witness placard and a long questionnaire for them to complete before being allowed entry!
Ohhh spunky!!!!Getting the bucket of water...watch out. Thanx for telling me, I will sleep at ease now!
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4077 posts 5/17/2017 4:19 pm |
Noo hinj1! It was much classier than that! greekdickinyou! I can be so bright at times, really. That was not a profile, a life story more like, and a sleep therapy at the same time. The top members, oh yeah, so popular. I could of been if it was not for spunky! I chucked a bucket of water at him! So, hopeful for tomorrow now. Self masturbation? You know of any team sessions? Ah the female psych, a good reason for another pint! Thanx for popping in.
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