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hmmm... Why do psychics have to ask your name? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Did ancient doctors refer to IV's as "fours"? Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together? If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers? Is Dan Quayle's name spelled with an e at the end? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? If most car accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away? Why can't I set my laser printer on "stun"? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell, is it a success? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? |
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very fun list, thanks. Prof10001
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1/21/2007 1:35 am |
Now that makes me wonder: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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