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Blogs > rm_Annie3683 > Living, breathing, and loving

Smartest Man in the World  

rm_Annie3683 59F
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8/24/2011 8:25 pm
Smartest Man in the World

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a<b> parachute </font></b>and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My , I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last<b> parachute </font></b>and live in peace."

The little boy handed the<b> parachute </font></b>back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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