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Blogs > hornynhung1967 > Just stuff

$100 bill tattoo  

hornynhung1967 56M
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3/15/2007 10:08 am

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3/15/2007 6:53 pm
$100 bill tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at Duke Medical Center, Durham, North Carolina.

Visiting hours are between 1 p.m. and 2 p.m. ICU.

cowboywanted2day 52F

3/15/2007 11:22 am

 Thanks for the laugh!

See Ya!
cowboywanted2day
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