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LAWSUITS THREATENED OVER HOLLYBLOG SQUARES! A TATTLER EXCLUSIVE  

keithcancook 67M
7784 posts
5/12/2005 7:57 pm
LAWSUITS THREATENED OVER HOLLYBLOG SQUARES! A TATTLER EXCLUSIVE

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AFriendFinder TATTLER

BARRISTERS BATTER BLOGLAND WITH BLOGGLEdeeGOOP ! ( blegalese for bullshit)

Suit and Counter Suit Follow Debut of BlogLand's Hit Television Show HOLLYBLOG SQUARES

Filming Renewed Despite BLEGAL Action. HOLLYBLOG fans From All BlogLand Voice Opinions.


The AFriendFinder TATTLER has learned that 'trained legal experts' have at last encroached upon our budding community. Known outside of BlogLand as LAWYERS, they are not all necessarily here to find partners as are most citizens in our fair Land of Blog. Some of them are here to ply their trade as witnessed by documents of the emerging brou ha ha obtained by the TATTLER.

It has long been feared that this outside custom would eventually find its way into BlogLand. Without a BLOGAL SYSTEM of JUSTICE in place it is not clear at present where these procedures my lead.

The opening salvos have been fired as witnessed by the following correspondence between local blogger keithcancook and Blegal counsel retained by Hollywood Squares.

The documents were sourced directly from comments in keithcancook 's post of May 8th titled HOLLYBLOG SQUARES and their authenticity cannot be disputed.

( These were NOT ficticious documents formatted on machines that did not even exist at the time of their "making" . The TATTLER does not yet stoop to forgery to get stories) .

The PUBLISHER

DOCUMENT #1

Dear Mr. Keith-Can-Cook,

I am writing to inform you that I represent Hollywood Squares and their trademark. You have infringed on the use of the Hollywood Squares intellectual property and you must cease immediately. Failure to comply will require us to seek injunctive relief and damages.

To avoid further action, please provide us with the names and of the contestants on your square. If you respond within the hour with the information we desperately want and need we will take no further action against you. and call the beautiful woman and ask them to lunch with me cooked by you

Signed
IPman IntellectualPropertyMan

DOCUMENT #2

Dear Intellectual Property Man,

My attorneys-at-blog have determined that Hollywood Squares has no eminent domain over tic-tac-toe based games and in fact we have discovered that the original idea for HOLLYBLOG SQUARES occured to keithcancook in the late 1960's in the form of a wet dream. YOU are a very clever and imaginative blogger IPman. I think we are going to get along just fine. Lunch prepared by me is a wonderful idea.
As a consequence we are even now preparing to counter-sue for damages and eventually hope to RUIN y'all for even thinking about FUCKING with us. The ladies will be all over me in appreciation while you are in the kitchen cleaning up the mess!
Also, even though I am now a TV PRODUCER I am not your ordinary California variety of producer. However, seeing as how you are such an astute fellow I think we can reach a comprimise.
Honor is held in high esteem here and releasing personal information is out of the question. We can do this later in a more secure environment.


sportyfun56 113M

5/13/2005 6:49 am

Keep to your principles Keith. Don't cave in to the "Man". And don't share those lovely ladies with any o' them knuckleheads that can't 'preeciate 'em.

I know. I'll pick them all up in my "bus" and take them to a safe place for .... entertainment. While you joust with the blegal mo'rons.... We'll be rootin' for you. of course we may be too busy entertaining each other to know what you're doing
Go get 'em Producer/Publisher man...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
5/13/2005 7:41 am

Katey, you're SAFE with me girlfriend. And your vital stats are as well. Compromising doesn't include breaking trust. That would be dishonorable.

sporty, I do trust you now and your suggestion is accepted.


lustmirror 70M
2896 posts
5/13/2005 7:46 am

whatever happened to the time honored "legalese", where a guy with his nose pinned to his cheeck would give that gravelly delivery...
"We will be forced to take measures that will astound you."


starlight_runner 46F

5/13/2005 9:06 am

How do i do the white stuff baby.Iwant in.You can cook 4 me anytime.I have slaves to do the washing up.


rm_BigDnLady 50M/48F
1139 posts
5/13/2005 9:57 am

Men??? for lunch???? delicious!! Too funny!!!

Lady


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
5/13/2005 10:59 am

Shock and horror lawyers encroaching our land of the Blogs,do something its bad enough being reviwed and dumped,soiled and erased without that


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


mi_mwpm 58M

5/13/2005 9:26 pm

Quick! Set loose the ambulances... that'll distract them!


MetalSlut1666 51F

5/17/2005 12:58 am

Well, alright! Way to stick it to those money hungry, blood sucking vipers!!!!!! We can't let them get their grubby little mitts all over our blog fun, that's certain! If we all follow your lead when things like this happen, there should be nothing they can do to stop us! Am I right? Keep up the good work in setting an example for all to follow! CHEERS!!!!!!


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