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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

Bin Laden Limericks  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
5/14/2011 9:07 pm
Bin Laden Limericks
Hello BlogLanders! Welcome to The Venting Blog where we are featuring a few Bin Laden inspired Limericks. Enjoy!

Osama, he thought he was canny.
He rode through the hills dressed like granny.
The Americans came, saw through all the fame,
and discovered he was Pakistani!

There once was a terrorist bastard.
Whose photo was everywhere plastered.
When finally found, his hopes were all drowned,
For his enemy had in the end mastered.

Bin Laden gave real bad advice.
The virgins he promised weren't nice.
His bombers soon found, that to Hell they were bound,
and that demons controlled paradise!

If it pleases you, enter your own limerick inside!

As always,

blog on!
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
5/15/2011 11:13 am

 Glad to see you back. Had
asked last week what had happened
to you and others not seen for a while.

Stir up some interest on this site, it has
gotten dull, and getting duller it seems.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
5/16/2011 6:41 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks, mayday!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
5/16/2011 6:45 am
    Quoting  :
Thank you, for posting these most excellent limericks, my old blogging friend. The best thing about BlogLand is the creativity so freely expressed. Well done!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
5/16/2011 6:50 am
    Quoting stilwantmore:
    Glad to see you back. Had
    asked last week what had happened
    to you and others not seen for a while.

    Stir up some interest on this site, it has
    gotten dull, and getting duller it seems.
Well, we shall have to remedy that. Perhaps a new BlogPlay is in order. You shall be a star, (as well as a lock for the Baloney Award).

It's good to see you again, and thanks for the wb.

As always,

blog on!


stardust81937 87M
8340 posts
5/16/2011 8:51 pm

 Blogsville is like a giant bulldozer that pushes our posts constantly down into the landfill, yet some of us come back again and again.

I'm glad you've returned to guide the newbies into the wetter regions of her pubis..

Sorry about not having a limerick about that dickhead.


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