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Lemon Squeeze  

sexykarma2017 56M/53F  
54 posts
3/17/2011 3:29 pm
Lemon Squeeze

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your<b> sins </font></b>and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
Fun!!...that's what its all about, right??


rm_GTAMANTOY 52M
414 posts
3/17/2011 7:48 pm

 Good one kid cheers
Duan Juan, The man, The Myth, The Legend


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