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Hello from the Woodland's to you blog readers A little beef for you.  

BreastyBeauty2 66F
46 posts
10/25/2010 8:17 pm
Hello from the Woodland's to you blog readers A little beef for you.


I've just been looking at a few male profiles tonight since I have enough "popularity" points accumulated to view or email members again.

I am not a vain or judgmental person what so ever being a larger sized woman having been teased and bullied all my school years over my weight and bust size. I was a 36 DD at age 11 and I seem to have always packed the same weight around since I was a .

I have a great sense of humour and can laugh at almost anything. Sure we all have off days so some days I might not laugh quite as hard as other days.

Here's my thing....If I can put up honest to goodness true information in my profile along with my real age and my real pictures being the large woman I am... Why can't other people do the same in their profiles ??? Yes yes yes I know not all people can put face pictures up due to jobs, marital status... yep those cheaters out there... nu ff said.

I see so many fake ages it just makes me roll my eyes now in here...Your not fooling anyone but yourself... and here I thought it was always the woman who lied about her age!!! I am now converted as I see oh so many more men doing this in here.

If you men insist on uploading a picture for your main profile picture of your pride and joy naked and UP in all it's glory....

TRIM the firkin bush already!!!!

This is 2010 not 1940. Not asking for you to shave it just trim it already if you are ever wanting oral sex in your near future.

My god what a turn off that is to see all that un-kept hair ... at the very least give it a perm or groucho marks glasses to disguise it... pluuuuzzzzzzee and thanks. I think I see a spiders nest n web in there!!

Then comes the face pictures ... wearing a baseball cap pulled down with dark sunglasses... just put the dick pic back up already so we gals can see at least one eye!!!!! ha ha

Now here comes the guy who is just out of the 20 something year marriage wanting to get laid and badly... She cut him off years ago apparently....He is still wearing the same taped together eye glasses from 1980 you know those big ugly ones... He is still only going to get his hair cut every 3-4 months or so as that's all it needs and he wets it down combing it over to one side like they did in the 50's... He's still wearing those same stained hollier than thou jeans and that ripped food dripped down the front t-shirt....You can all recognize him I'm sure as his nick name is HOMER SIMPSON complete with drooling over the thought of a beer and burger!!!

Come on guys as well as gals be a pal and give the man some hints to begin living the life as a single MAN again. If he wants to meet women he needs to be in clean well kept clothes, showered and smelling clean....Don't just pull those dirty clothes back off the floor and climb into them again.... She can smell old dirty socks a mile away boys even with the gallon of Brute you spilled down your front!!

Clean jeans and a clean shirt is fine with most ladies and you can shop at value village even as they do get new things in as well!!

Okay the having sex with another or having oral sex with someone then you post those pictures as the main profile picture....Wronggggg
Makes me click to the next profile... your way too used!! ha ha Not all of us single women swing or share well... I am thinking all kinds of thoughts of std's now.

The WORST picture of any I've seen though is the guy bent over showing me his brown starfish... If I wanted to see that I wouldn't have divorced the ass and lost 200 lbs in the first place!! hahaha Time and a place to see those pictures or your live starfish just not the main profile picture for sure though.

I don't share my make-up, high heels, stocking's or lingerie with the Mr. Manly straight cross dresser who wants to wear my panties and smells better than I do either!!!

Gimme a break already.....

Sorry I am laughing out loud here typing this tonight but these are very real profiles in this site some of who have viewed my profile in the last few days....

BreastyBeauty2 66F
43 posts
10/26/2010 9:45 pm

Hi Horny,

Well Wisconson is a long ways from me here on the west coast of Canada so is there a point to chatting with all of this distance between us?

BB


Dr_Jeuss 60M

12/7/2010 3:11 pm

    Quoting BreastyBeauty2:
    Hi Horny,

    Well Wisconson is a long ways from me here on the west coast of Canada so is there a point to chatting with all of this distance between us?

    BB
Just wonder why 'horny' didn't answer.........it's been a long time since you posed the question...........ah well, maybe he sent you a mail message......that's it, got to be it. No red-blooded man who's really 'horny' is gonna ignore the voice of beauty. WTF?

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. ~Friedrich Nietzsche


BreastyBeauty2 66F
43 posts
12/8/2010 8:53 am

Ah I don't recall him ever answering me Daren. haha


lifebegins63 61M

1/3/2011 3:43 am

in total agreement re the fake profiles .... and some of the pics are clearly faked too ... either that or the bloke in the pics is getting many surgical benefits !!

good rant

regards


BreastyBeauty2 66F
43 posts
1/3/2011 1:02 pm

Thank you lifebegins63... very nice profile.

BB2


lordron6653 71M
3 posts
11/27/2011 10:57 pm

Hay lover i live in surrey to am 58 and half the time they put down the wrong age , anyway i still love your tits bin tit man forever but if a smooth nice pussy came along i would never say no to eat it for 2 or 3 hours anything to keep the woman happy. BreastyBeauty2 your name says it all they are beautys an love to lay my head between them to rest after hot sex. love you babe at least you are real. kisses RON FREEMAN


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