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GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #48, Mr. Bored and Horny  

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8/9/2009 10:08 pm

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GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #48, Mr. Bored and Horny

GLC Presents: Real Men of "Genius" #48, Mr. Bored and Horny

Today, I salute you, Mr. Bored and Horny

I'm sure all of us has had a moment where we feel less than entertained. However, although honesty is the BEST policy, the words "bored and horny" don't say good things about someone.

Why? You may ask?

Simple. The reason is because there is ALWAYS something fun to do.

Yes. ALWAYS.

A wise man once said, "Only boring people get bored."

I, for one, strongly believe those words because there is too much to experience in this world. You don't have to book a flight to a foreign country to enjoy life. One can take a trip to the nearest library and allow a plethora of gifted authors to take them to places that only exist in the imaginations of the<b> writers. </font></b>If you really want to challenge your mind, try writing a book of your own.

If there isn't anything interesting on TV, then perhaps a rented movie would provide a bit of worthwhile entertainment.

A walk in the park, surfing the internet, talking on the phone to a friend, video games, board games, bowling, pool, miniature golf...the list goes on and on.

So, the next time someone asks, "What are you doing?", think first. Saying you're "bored AND horny" says two things. One: you have nothing to do, and two: you have no one to do it with. The latter isn't so bad, but the former tells that you have no excitement in your life. That's not exactly attractive to anyone who might want to cure the latter.

GLC

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