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Blogs > trisha_ann_glynn > Bisexual by Choice.

Marketing For Stupid People: Mom Jeans.  

trisha_ann_glynn 51T
109 posts
8/5/2009 2:15 pm
Marketing For Stupid People: Mom Jeans.

MOM JEANS:
Denim material with an elastic waist band.
No belt loops for a belt. No belt needed.
Popularized by suburban mothers, with no sense of fashion.
The waist band worn above the navel.

Why do fashion<b> writers </font></b>ridicule them?
Because they are ugly, and worn by people who should stay at home.
Jessica Simpson wore them. When she was the size of a house.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did a SNL sketch to stop the wearing of mom jeans.
The jeans still exist. Purchased at and often worn to Wal-Mart.

What is called mom jeans by pop culture, is not mom jeans.
The word mom is being associated with MILF and old.
Making it taboo to wear anything called "mom jeans"
This terrifies the target youth age group.
They max out credit cards to own the "right jeans"

Attempts change the perception of jean style:
The high waist is not high.
Your waistline is just below your navel.
Your waist is not below your ass crack. That's your ass.

The leg is tapered, straight or boot cut.
The over-sized gangster baggy pants are TOO BIG.
On the positive, stupid people wearing baggy pants,
are easier to catch in a foot chase by police.


Not wearing a belt, with belt loop pants, is fine.
If they stay up and are comfortable!
Stupid people hold up over-sized pants with one hand.
Because they are too ignorant to use a belt.

The faded blue denim is called worn, as in comfortable.
Not to be confused with the morons paying $100 for a worn look.

President Barack Obama wore tapered leg, belt loop jeans.
He did not wear a belt, did not need it.
He threw out a ceremonial first pitch at the MLB All-Stars.
Same jeans he would wear playing catch with friends.

High-waist pleated slacks were a hot fashion in the 1980s.
Jean Claude Van Damme wore high waist kicking pants.
The waist was above the navel, the crotch extra loose.
The legs were extra loose, they never ripped making his movies.

Chuck Norris had a boot cut, belt loops version for high kicks.
The waist band at his natural waistline. His style more western.
Jean Claudes high waist was a European style.


Correct size, straight leg casual jeans are cast as taboo.
So that the brain-dead idiot continues to purchase clown pants.
Marketing For Stupid People.

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