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Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test tube baby? A: Because you have a womb with a view. Q: Why did Helen Keller use 2 hands to masterbate? A: One to do it and one to moan. Q: Why are eggs so frustrated. A: Because they only get laid once, they only get eaten once, and you gotta boil them to get them hard. Q: Did you hear bout the queer nail? A: Laid in the road and blew a tire. Q: Why is San Francisco like Granola? A: Because once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is flakes.
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