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Forty Dollar Steak!
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Forty Dollar Steak! Well it's been quite sometime since I've updated a blog post on here. And let me tell ya...you guys have missed a lot. Particularly in the last few weeks. So...in my personal life...I graduated from college. At least for now...here's to engineering and finance majors! I'll go back to school to keep advancing later, but...I am gonna make my current job pay for as much as possible. Also...if everything goes right..I'll be closing on my first house this week. Nothing is more satisfying than knowing you are paying (essentially) yourself. Yes I know I will owe a bank a crap load but at least I'm not paying a landlord and I'll have a dishwasher. You know how exciting it is for a girl who loves to cook to finally have a freaking dishwasher?! It's little things like that that people tend to take for granted. And I still work two jobs...basically because I like to stay busy. I don't run a hotel property anymore (for those of you who are mistaken based upon my pics) and working keeps my mind off of missing my husba...well almost husband. Yep. I said it. This old girl is TIED DOWN. How did this happen? I';ve been with numerous amounts of people...a man eater of sorts...and the minute I feel too closed in on, I am gone like the wind. There is always some sort of bullshit I don't put up with. Then I met him. Finally. And the best thing is...he is just as big of a freak as me. If not, bigger. And I wasn't sure that was possible. But for some of you<b> older couples </font></b>in the lifestyle know that once the insecurities are overcome, the boundaries are set, the crazy fun is way more than you ever could expect. I have grown to love myself more as a result... How can a person justify letting there partner sleep with someone else? Think about it this way....there are some things I just can't do for him. I can't give him two women at the same time...the same way he cant give me two men. I can't do SHIT for him when he's halfway across the country. So..I might as well know about it. And be honest about it. And why would you deny the person you love pleasure and a chance to be happy? You just have to trust that the bond you have with that person is stronger than the physical attraction that is temporarily felt with an extra person. That being said...heres where all the juicy details begin about three really awesome things that happened in JUST a weeks time. And don't mean awesome as in...badass. I mean awesome as in...I was in awe...as in WTF. Guess I'll just tell you about the first one now...give you something to read in a bit  1) I'm eating chinese buffet with my best friend...and my man tells me that he wants me to get dirty and take some pics. So I find this dude and we had a pretty good time. Except...I wanted a facial shot right? Yeah. My dumbass needs a facial shot. So dude is ready to bust and he whips the condom off and I am overcome with this nasty latex smell. Probably one of the worst smells known to man. And then he kind of mis-aims his nut and I start inhaling it..you know when you ever swallow something down the air tube? Yeah. I start coughing...and then all of a sudden...I cough so hard I puke. There's my chinese buffet all over his trash can. Only it wasn't a trash can. I puked in his laundry. Yeah...poor guy. I puked in his laundry. And that made me late for work so I was like.."um sorry about your laundry but I gotta go to work now kbye" and threw my clothes on and busted out that dudes door...Man I was so embarassed. Best thing ever is that he texted me later that night to ask if I was off work so he could hit it again. I feel pretty good about myself knowing that the sex with me overrides puking up won-tons and sweet and sour chicken in a dudes laundry basket. |
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