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Ratios and twisted-ass jimmies in the house
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Ratios and twisted-ass jimmies in the house So I was looking at the page that lists users by country and state. Holy shit! Illinois, my state, has 204,000 or so Men seeking Women. Guess how many women seeking men? approximately 19,000. How do you like 'dem apples'? And how many of those men's profiles have a main picture of a penis? Any one want to guess? I scrolled page after page for a while and after about 10 pages, i think I saw one face picture and a couple bodies. So figure 25 per page, 250 for ten pages, random sampling adds up to 5 non-cock photos per 250 so that's about 98% cock. 98 fucking %!!! What the fuck is wrong with my gender? In Illinois alone, that's 200,000 dicks all at attention hoping to get noticed and get stuffed into new_shygirls inbox...wonder why she runs away screaming? Hey guys, way easier than actually having to muster the courage to walk up to someone and TALK to them, right? You might actually have to be polite, articulate, charming and interesting...fucking dumbasses - ladies this is why your mailboxes are overflowing - how could you possible choose - more on this later. I'm comfortable hypothesizing that 98% of the males on this site are leading with their best feature...putting their best 'foot' forward so to speak. And a crooked, mangled and mutilated collection of dicks indeed. Guys, y'all got some bent fucking willies!! They're hilarious! Some of those bad boys could peek around corners. And every single one circumcised. You have my pity and empathy. Any of you ever dream of what its like to have a penis that can actually feel something?! I bet you could pound nails into concrete with those senseless tubes of wreckage. I highly recommend you pursue a foreskin reconstruction and this is why: This site is so retarded...they took out my URL. Go to your favorite search engine, not to be named ok big brother you fucking POS censor, and search on foreskin reconstruction. Although the sensitivity will never return, unfortunately. Another thing to factor in, my brothers, is the competition. A moment of courtesy to the endowed (before I slap 'em hehehe) I bow deeply and humbly to all you mule dicks...holy fucking shit, some of you have some big ass wankers. A blunt and unsubtle tool comparatively. But that is genetics...we cannot change that...yet. My guess is that your here on this site because in 3-D reality, you are never going to get the chance to show off your meatpipe because you are as interesting as cardboard in the rain. And for all you women who say, and I quote "want 8 inches or more, don't message me unless you do" I say congratulations, this sausage display fest is all your fault. What about what's attached to the stick? Do you care? I understand the need to explore and I think that's perfectly reasonable. I guess I would be a little more in awe of your gender if you added some additional qualifications like: "Must have teeth, be able to tie shoelaces, bathes regularly and can speak in complete sentences" Aren't you putting the meat before the cart? What if Mr. Donkey Dong is cross-eyed, buck-toothed, mono-browed, mickey-eared and skin pocked like the moon's landscape? I'll close with an invitation to the guys who took offense to add comments. I'm not a chicken-shit so I won't delete any comments at all just don't send me a picture of your fucking dick, ok asshole? And to the ladies I'm going to ask you about the size thing, a cliche topic I know, and ask that you comment freely. I dated a woman once you loved to be fisted because she said the orgasms are earth-shattering. Now, is that what you are pursuing? If so, have you ever been with a man who really knew how to touch you and brought you to orgasm without splitting your pelvis in two by driving a baseball bat up your wahzoo? Which one was better? There are probably a million bull dikes who would love to prove it to you, that's for sure.. |
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10/29/2007 6:01 pm |
Or cute guys in cowboy hats! Or pictures of gorgeous eyes. That would be nice... Sleepy Angel  I  my friends!!
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10/29/2007 7:27 pm |
yeah, you're pretty dreamy! Sleepy Angel I my friends!!
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10/29/2007 9:39 pm |
Iso, you are one funny guy and you totally get it lol! I can only speak for myself but I don't get the dick thing either..... I never had this happen myself thank God, but a couple of my girlfriends have had men out of left field whip out their pee pee's out in front of them as if that would make them faint with desire. It was very awkward and embarrassing for both considering these guys were JUST FREINDS and my girl friends never gave them sexual interest what so ever. What's with that? Can you say Twilight Zone? Well, at least we got some hoots about it later. Men are very, very, visual can we all agree? One look and you fellas are off to the races so to speak. I think a lot of guys think that the majority ladies are like that too. HEY, clueless guys out there, women need the biggest sexual organ on their bodies massaged first, it's called "the Brain"! That's all good!! To me personally, unless you are hung like a thumb tack I could give a shit! I care "what's attached to that stick"! This may be a dumb question but do you guys like the muff shots and what don't you like about them if any. Just curious
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10/29/2007 9:41 pm |
Hey Iso, why did you delete?
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10/30/2007 12:01 am |
ISO, Don't u love the women who reply and agree whole heartedly with you, yet their pic is of their tits or pussy?!?!?! Isn't that just as bad as guys and their cocks? Just a few things to ponder.
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11/1/2007 8:14 am |
Your first post was down for a while. Chicken shit? I love your sense of humor!
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