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Warmed by Sapphic Lust  

Jierks_Jently 54M
226 posts
12/7/2010 10:35 am
Warmed by Sapphic Lust
Here in wintry Wiltshire, the heating has failed at Jently Hall. This is not as bad a blow as it might perhaps seem, as it has allowed me to reinstate a tradition last observed by my ancestor H Rider Jently in the eighteenth century. I am joined nightly in my ten foot triple bed by three or four members of the Lesbian Stone Circle. They lie across me as they sate their Sapphic desires; their writhing naked flesh more warming than a thousand hot-water bottles. They come fresh from their revelries at the Henge where recently they have been indulging themselves in the ritual of the Rogering of the Stones. Each winter twilight they climb atop one of the great sarcens, and satisfy their pagan lusts using the giant stone tenon as an icy dildo. They then repair to the Hall for refreshment, before retiring to bed to act as my human electric blanket.

Meanwhile there is great news in the ongoing fight against Celibacy: word reaches me from all over England that the wonderful recent success of the England Cricket Team in the second Test in Australia has boosted libidos across the land. (You can work out your own bad jokes about spinning balls and middle stumps.) But it seems our midnight success down under the globe resulted in success down under the covers all over the country as millions of normally flaccid males cried “howzat!” and plunged their rampant rods into peacefully sleeping womanhood in celebration of the final wicket. I pray tribute to our sporting heroes – they are perhaps the anti-celibacy league’s most effective secret agents.
alleyoops4u14 53F
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12/7/2010 11:44 am

 Good to see you again JJ. Celibacy.. I am all for it!!!!
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.


Jierks_Jently 54M
378 posts
12/7/2010 3:26 pm
    Quoting alleyoops4u14:
    Good to see you again JJ. Celibacy.. I am all for it!!!!
Hi there Ms Oops. I thought I recognized you when I saw you elsewhere in these pages the other day, but I didn't want to blow your secret identity. How have you been? Don't tell me you are pro celibacy now? Did Elementria Mydia-Watson finally get to you? Sir Hugh will be very sad.


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