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Weird Sex Toys
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Weird Sex Toys I'm all about a little self love but these sex toys have me shaking my head and saying WTF! (9 photos should be posted)  The Vajankle A dismembered foot shaped fleshlight? Seriously?  The silver butt plug costs a whopping $3,475, thanks to the unicorn horn-inspired silver bulb and real mane.  The cone vibrator I can think of a more comfortable vibrator to get myself off with.  The handle Also comes in green for the man who has a Hulk fetish.  Lelo Inez Gold Sure, it seems like a normal vibrator—until you realize that it's plated in 24 karat gold and retails for $15,000. That's a whole new kind of WTF.  Fantasy Football is a football, vagina, and anus all in one...so he can go from tossing it to tossing it. Score!  I rub my ducky A duck shaped vibrator. Seriously?  Pink Diamond Double Magic Ball Dildo Get your exercise and your orgasm in simultaneously!  Fleshlight Alien Male Masturbator Any Avatar fans out there? Would you consider trying any of these? |
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I believe I would need some instruction on the "proper" use of a couple of them. Are you available to show me?  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Not quit my foot fetish, but I wouldn't mind a little alien fleshlight. There are a lot of WTF sex toy out there.
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2/28/2015 8:11 pm |
That ankle thing is beyond weird... I've seen the exercise balls before, they actually come in all kinds of styles and colors. And as far as the horse tail; somebody bought one- [image] picture has been in my collection for some time, not sure where it came from...
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I actually saw a cam girl use the cone vibrator one time. She placed it on the bed and started grinding all over it. I thought it was pretty hot! 
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The hand and the foot... So.. Um... Not interested.. Yeah "To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.
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So what kind of fool wants to walk around or should I say crawl around looking like they are crapping out a horse, tail first and pay almost $4000.00 to do it?  $15,000 for a gold plated vibrator? Makes you wonder who has that kind of money and is stupid or "special" enough to buy one doesn't it? Maybe it's for the wealthy old fart to give to his horny young mistress?  Even if I had the money to waste I can think of so many better things to use it for than something like that.  I guess if you had the foot on your dick you could say ya got a foot when someone asks how long your dick is!  I'm not telling about the toys I play with  but I'd be happy to pet your "Ducky" for you  Vive La Difference
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For every toy picture you posted there's at least one person out there who enjoys whatever it does.......just hope I don't run across them.... Click Here To Read A Hot Erotic Story: When A Woman Meets A Stranger Part 1 of 4
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lol... great collection of pics speciality toys for times when vanilla just will not get the job done cheers
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The pink diamond thing reminds me of the Hippity Hop! And that makes it super creepy. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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i'd be willing to try the hippity hop...hahaha. On a soft surface, in case I rolled over. Wouldn't want to have to explain how I got that concussion!!! Always tell the truth Use kind words Keep your promises Giggle and laugh Be positive Love one another Always be grateful Forgiveness is mandatory Try new things Say please and thank you Say your prayers Smile ~Author unknown
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The foot one caught my eye again - and not in a good way. Nice pedicure though!!!! Yep, definitely made for a serial killer! Always tell the truth Use kind words Keep your promises Giggle and laugh Be positive Love one another Always be grateful Forgiveness is mandatory Try new things Say please and thank you Say your prayers Smile ~Author unknown
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I always thought it was the aliens who were meant to probe us  
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3/2/2015 1:02 pm |
I'm still puzzled by the whole "toy" thing. These add to my puzzlement. Thanks for the brain-twist.
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