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When you "strip" it down.
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When you "strip" it down. I know I haven't been posting much lately. I've been around, following peoples blogs and commenting here and there. But as a whole I haven't felt like I have had much to say, so I haven't said anything so to speak. I've been keeping up with the baseball playoffs (my World Series picks are both out already by the way), and just doing my day to day thing. However I do have one thing that I thought I would right about here. My cousin asked me to<b> sober </font></b>cab for him and his friend, it being my cousins birthday that next day I wasn't going to say no. I went knowing only that he would probably want to go out to eat at some point and he had asked me to bring cards against humanity for after. I didn't know that part of his plans were to hit a strip club along the way. Anyone that has been following my blog long enough might know that I had never been to a strip club before. So after eating we went to the strip club he picked, a little dive place called the Lamp Lighter if I remember right. I have to say for my first trip to a strip club, I was unimpressed. Keep in mind this is coming from someone that hasn't had sex in nearly a year and a half. Here is how the trip went. We got there and had a seat in the middle of the room and shot the breeze until the "show" started. The first girl went on stage and looked bored as could be. She basically walked back and forth on the stage with a scowl on her face. Meanwhile another girl had come to our table and was nice, striking up a small conversation then asking if any of us were interested in a dance. We politely declined sighting that it was the birthday of one of our party and we had to wait for him to figure out what he wanted to do (he had left the table for the rest room or something at the time). As the day went on I kept thinking, what's the appeal here? Sure a couple of the women were cute (one even looked like she enjoyed the job). But the whole, you can look but can't touch thing just wasn't cutting it. I'm not putting down voyeurism. If that is your thing that's great. But as a whole it really doesn't do it for me. I realize that in that place if the women approach me it is because I'm a source of income for them. Maybe it's the kink parties I go to, so I see women with their cloths off pretty regularly that I can't touch, but the idea of a woman taking her cloths off just isn't all that exciting to me without a "pay off" at the end. In other words if she is taking her cloths off because we are going to have sex, that is a whole other story, but taking their cloths off just so that I can look, not so much. Or maybe it's my need for intimacy which there was none of there that was the turn off. who knows. Eventually my cousin and his friend go their lap dances (I was put on "watch the stuff" duty). Shortly after which we left. So basically I spent my first time at a strip club bored for the most part. I guess I have never really seen the appeal. I see it all as a big tease. I'm fine with a tease, as long as it leads to something, but obviously this would not. I found the "balloon bondage" I saw last night to be much more entertaining.  I'd like to note that this is just my own personal opinion based on my first trip to a strip club. If you enjoy them, work in one or whatever, I am not knocking your opinions. Just stating my own. So what are your opinions on strip clubs? Do you have any good or bad experiences you care to share? On a side note, my next post will be number 700. I feel like I should do something special for it. But I don't know what. Anyone have any ideas for that they would like to see out of me? |
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what a dutiful cousin you are  I love Cards Against Humanity! went to Chippendales here in L.A., way back in the day, and like you, if I can't touch, what's the point?
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