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Blogs > frog_princess > Thoughts on tomorrow

devil joke  

frog_princess 64F
1064 posts
6/26/2013 8:59 am
devil joke

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the small New England town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the
townspeople were sitting in their pews and idly chatting about their lives, their families, etc., when suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,<b> trampling </font></b>each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Everyone quickly
evacuated the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy
was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Do you not know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 31 years."

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