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right place wrong time  

rm_interlukin22 55M
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9/16/2012 3:18 pm
right place wrong time
About a week ago I happened to be traveling with my parents to a rather somber family affair (a funeral). It seemed very reasonable at the time to carpool (why drive alone on a long trip with the current price of gas not to mention I was actually quite sad at the passing of my great aunt.)

As my luck would have it we happened to stop along the turnpike where I opted enjoy a bit of tobacco (a habit that needs to end). While I was standing there in my suit and tie pretending to be a proper gentleman, a lovely lady happened to get out of her car with the sun shining upon her.
To my eyes she was a fine specimen in rather tight<b> spandex </font></b>pants. She walked by me without a second glance or a hair toss but did choose to enjoy a bit of tobacco a few feet away from me. Perhaps she was cramped from a long ride but she caught my attention when she began stretching in a classical one leg out front bent at 90 degrees and back leg slightly behind. Then she bounced a bit up and down in that position.

the gods in their greatness decided at that moment to break out the sun from behind the clouds where it passed through the heavens rushed past the back of my head and landed on the back of her<b> spandex </font></b>encased rear...allowing me to look right down her pants as<b> spandex </font></b>is apparently see through in the right conditions. Im sure my jaw dropped a good foot. When she was finished and started to walk for the door I being the gentleman that I am rushed to open the door for her wherein she smiled at me and said hello!
Then the gods in their laughter had who walk out through the door at that moment .....yeah mom and dad walk out through the door.

Now why I didnt make an excuse and give her my email..I'll never know. Perhaps it was the sunshine or the gossimer pants...but I choose to think that I didnt want to explain my intentions to my parents at a rather inappropriate time. Oh yeah and next time...drive by myself!

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