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Blogs > emersunbigguns > Blossoms from the Fart Garden

SUNDAY MORNING SEX  

emersunbigguns 68M
1463 posts
1/1/2008 3:08 am
SUNDAY MORNING SEX
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
urgezz53593 58F

1/2/2008 5:27 pm
    Quoting emersunbigguns:
    30 min. to the East side... 45 to the West side...
    open your Y! IM

    I got more theeths than tattoos. I needs an edurkated woman with mony. prostatoots prefeered. cum to Uncle Bills truck stop an ask fer Al. wisk me awy on a romantik nite of Wite Castle burgors, old milwakee bers and a drive-in! it always cures my constupation! Tha docter sayz my deit of bakon, wite bread, beer and opiates is bad. Whot does he no?
did I add you? lol I have added so many ppl i lost track....

opening now 7:26p

and LMAO you goof ball!
May those you luv bring luv back to you & may all the wishes you wish come true


emersunbigguns 68M
2964 posts
1/2/2008 5:09 pm
    Quoting urgezz53593:
    baby how long does it take for you to get to madison? West side? East side?

    T~
30 min. to the East side... 45 to the West side...
open your Y! IM

I got more theeths than tattoos. I needs an edurkated woman with mony. prostatoots prefeered. cum to Uncle Bills truck stop an ask fer Al. wisk me awy on a romantik nite of Wite Castle burgors, old milwakee bers and a drive-in! it always cures my constupation! Tha docter sayz my deit of bakon, wite bread, beer and opiates is bad. Whot does he no?


urgezz53593 58F

1/2/2008 4:21 pm

 baby how long does it take for you to get to madison? West side? East side?

T~
May those you luv bring luv back to you & may all the wishes you wish come true


emersunbigguns 68M
2964 posts
1/2/2008 4:01 pm
    Quoting urgezz53593:
    yes i would really enjoy actually going out and getting to know you in person.

    kisses~

    T~


urgezz53593 58F

1/2/2008 11:11 am

 yes i would really enjoy actually going out and getting to know you in person.

kisses~

T~
May those you luv bring luv back to you & may all the wishes you wish come true


emersunbigguns 68M
2964 posts
1/1/2008 2:28 pm
    Quoting urgezz53593:
    Al, I am kinda new around here but your blog is killing me! I need a tank of oxigen just to read your posts!

    I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.

    You know if you keep this up, I might just have t0 meet you for lunch one day.....(SOON)!

    T~
I'd like that. SOON! ;


urgezz53593 58F

1/1/2008 10:52 am

 Al, I am kinda new around here but your blog is killing me! I need a tank of oxigen just to read your posts!

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.

You know if you keep this up, I might just have t0 meet you for lunch one day.....(SOON)!

T~
May those you luv bring luv back to you & may all the wishes you wish come true


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