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Blogs > jeffandBonna > *♱* PURPLE MADNESS*♱*

Perfect Couple  

jeffandBonna 57M/66F
1515 posts
4/27/2008 2:56 pm
Perfect Couple






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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind<b> numbing </font></b>question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either..




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bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
4/28/2008 5:46 am

 lol..cute guys! lol!
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jeffandBonna replies on 4/28/2008 11:33 am:
Hey! busty How are ya?
It is cute huh?
Have a great day!

dreamsofromance 65M

4/28/2008 12:10 am

 Cute post, thanks.


jeffandBonna replies on 4/28/2008 11:33 am:
Your welcome!
And I Thank-you for stopping by!

wildspiritcherri 60F

4/27/2008 9:49 pm

 for sure no Santa and no Good man
friendships is like a diamond, always forever


jeffandBonna replies on 4/28/2008 11:30 am:
You are too funny! LOL!!

rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
4/27/2008 4:44 pm

 Good One!!! Yep, I kept reading


jeffandBonna replies on 4/27/2008 4:57 pm:
Thanks!! Well so did I! LOL!!

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