1511 posts 5/3/2008 4:03 pm
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Barbies Never Seen Pt. 2
The Barbie doll enjoys being one of the worlds most popular toys. However, along the way to getting that status, there were a number of doll variations that never quite made it. This is a list of the Barbie dolls that you most likely haven't seen on store shelves lately...
Venus de Milo Barbie (made of rock; no head, no arms)
Bulemic Barbie (Feed her, then make her throw it back up!)
Cyberpunk Barbie (includes 'trodes and implants)
White Trash Barbie
Serial Killer Barbie
Drag Queen Ken (Comes with three, count 'em, three, of Barbie's<b> dresses.</font></b>
Acupuncture Barbie (not recommended or under seven)
Voodoo Doll Barbie (see #33 above)
Cannibal Barbie (Great visual imagery, huh?)
Fast Food Barbie (Also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?)
Teenage Slut Barbie (see #21)
Polar Bear Club Barbie (dip her in cold water, and her skin turns from pink to blue!)
Ski Bunny Barbie (soon to be #60)
Sucking Chest Wound Barbie
Alien Barbie (Don't tell ANYONE...)
Ken In Black (protecting Barbie from the worst scum of the universe)
Alien Eyewitness Barbie (vacant expression, been flashed one too many times with the neuralizer)
Mafia Ken (With a violin case...you got a problem with that?)
Alcoholics Anonymous Barbie (With coffee mug and 12-step guide)
Mutant Barbie (comes with Dark Phoenix costume)
Las Vegas Showgirl Barbie (with skimpy dress)
FemmiNazi Barbie (Pull the string and find out why men suck.) |
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7964 posts 5/4/2008 6:21 pm |
good posts
thanks
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15528 posts 5/4/2008 12:09 pm |
So where is FriendFinder-x Barbie, and Horny Barbie???  
jeffandBonna replies on 5/4/2008 1:14 pm:
Good question!
You got me!! |
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