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Fun In The Hood
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Fun In The Hood Fun In The Hood Late night, pokey motor, road trip,<b> ...barefoot </font></b>to the inner city bright lit corner, where all cash action happens... the Iranian gas, food,and booze mall ...the Crown... at 12th and Cass I slip in just before midnight, hoping they're still open, (you never know around here not many places to spend a dime after dark...) to get a twelve pack and some ice to fuel another late night, online.. It's been a habit lately. ...its Saturday night.. with a dozen barely legal hanging out, flirting in the liquor store. The party spreads in and out of here on a regular basis, with a cup of ice machine right by the door. I can't say as I've been here this time of the week before... Meat Night cash, clothes, and conquest.... and it feels like a gauntlet. One particularly sardonic smilin' guy wants to sing out low and slow... mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn "no shirt no shoes no serviiiiiiiicccccce..." ...with a presenter's flair, ...at my bare feet... I finger 'shushhh' to my mouth, and paddle my hands down to keep it low and plead "why you wanna bust me out?" shhhhh ...as I smile and navigate my familiar path to the back of the narrow store. Without intending I become a part of the scene... entertainment, ...not a homey.. just an older white guy with a half case of Stag, and bare feet... but... This isn't my first trip here today so, I'll play... I'm cool... I'm still meeeeeeee... Then... I get a defender, a guy saying "hey he got swag..." ( I think he said swag... maybe it was Stag.. ) not everybody can DO that..." I pointed out it's a home town beer... a point lost on my defender ...maybe not such a great defender... and I know he won't penny up for me if I'm short on tax... just ... out for play of all kinds on a Saturday night and I ain't it... I just smile and wait in line making sure the employees don't give a shit. They certainly know me... I come here a lot and as I defend myself in this mock trial of "hood" vs "who-the-fuck-are-you?"... where no one is allowed to back down, I smilingly plead with laser eyes on the mercy of the court... the people behind the counter. About then with a huge smile, the Iranian woman with HUGE boobs, that I see here ALL the time says 'no worries' and raises her bare foot over her shoulder... "I'm<b> barefoot </font></b>all the time" Like a one legged split this radiant smile on this chesty beauty and this brown bare foot!!! and with that unpredictable turn of events the verdict was in. I pay and pass by this pride of lions... not having to have growled and willing to give my back to them as I walk out slow. Not sure I want to do this every Saturday... Too many amateurs....  |
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This is great!
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You passed through the gauntlet successfully. For some reason this made me wonder what those old people were thinking back in the days when I was one of the young hipsters. Elevate me... 
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you're an alpha...my money is always on you...smile...
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