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Bachelorette How many of you are fans of the show "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette"? Personally, I find it almost painful to watch. It's so funny to me that people are willing to embarrass themselves to the point of forcing me to shove my face in a pillow while saying "oh god No don't do it" just for the sake of being on tv. I'm thinkin they should try the webcam. Less work involved to get face time. On The Bachelor, it appears as if he is having sex with all the contestants. Over on The Bachelorette, she makes out with each one of the boys in the hot tub, giving them all hard-ons then saying that she has to really be connected to someone before she can take that "next step". That's such bullshit. Just once I wish they'd get one that was a big ole . You know that they showed walking out of one of the guy's room, wiping something wet off her chin. I'd probably watch that. Maybe I should go on that show and be "The Bachelorette". I can promise it would be waaay more entertaining. Filming would only take half as long, but it would probably need to be moved to Showtime or the equivalent. And if one of those hot boys got my attention enough to get some hot tub make out time, you better believe they'll be cuing the porn music."brown chicken brown cow" Ooh yeah, picture it>>>>>> I stand up on the seat of the hot tub, bending over the side as Boy A takes off my bikini bottom. Oh yeah, my top was removed and thrown in a nearby shrub earlier. Boy A is fucking me hard from behind (entry close-ups of course) when Boy B comes out, sans pants, hard cock in hand and shoves it in my mouth........ Oh and let us not forget the rose ceremony. It would be so much easier to choose who was getting the boot. I would say: "that was some of the worst oral sex i've ever received" "NO ROSE FOR YOU"!!! See, now that would be good quality tv wouldn't it? Come For The Booty, Stay For The Brains |
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7/7/2009 9:09 am |
Now that? I would watch. And rewind. And watch again.
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anything that involves u and a hard cock or two or three would be supercalifragilistikexpialidocious! i would fuckin have to add that to my DVR list! as a matter of fact when u get that goin let me know...im down with fuckin from behind or shovin my rockhard cock down your throat ANY DAY! shit what am i talkin about...EVERY DAY! have a great day gorgeous. peace @-->---
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You would certainly make a good bachelorette for TV. Imagine what would happen if I was a bachelor on a show. By the time I was done, all the women would be owned, tied up and fucking me and each other It would be one giant BDSM scene with 20 bisexual women and me Then I'd probably get the camera crew and others lined up taking turns on some of the women just for my amusement. I would even supply strap ons just in case there are females in the crew, we would not want to discriminate. Then when it was all over, I would probably look at the camera and invite every other woman in the world over and then see how many line up outside the studio, lol. I am only a stranger the first time...  See my Blog everyone [blog sircernuunos] Or join this group SR - THE ADULT Hang-Out =P  If you are into playing a bit more extreme than vanilla ?*
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THAT WOULD BE WORTH IT. Cuz they both blow in a bad way now. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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I'd watch it! Hell, I'd be one of the contestants!...and if you said "no rose for you, that was the worst oral ever!", I'd friggin fucktackle you right there and eat you out again in front of all the other guys, just for good measure! Now THAT's entertainment! -B
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7/7/2009 3:13 pm |
I don't watch either show but I can say, after some of your blogs and our e-mail exchanges, your version would not even be allowed on any broadcast or cable channel(even at 3am) without extensive editing. lol It definitely would be a lot more entertaining and seperate the Men from the boys.
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7/7/2009 5:45 pm |
I don't watch either show. But I'd definitely watch your version.
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7/7/2009 7:26 pm |
It seems to me that you have missed your calling. You really should be writing for TV! I rarely turn on my set, but I would watch your shows (especially if your awesome booty was featured).
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Your vrsion would be a hoot! I'd volunteer to be one of the contestants, trying to give you the biggest and best orgasms of all to try and ensure I wouldn't be the one getting the boot!
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Quality TV - no doubt!  “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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Hello I will admit my blog is almost like reality TV  if he had said that at the end it would of been priceless, if you are gonna claim it's all real then lets get real but I do not watch those shows.. I think its demeaning and not good for women period, competeing grobbling after men when in fact we are the prize! I should mention I'm not looking for anything here just blog oh btw i found your blog by looking at the similiar blog list 
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When and where do I sign up for your show??
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8/11/2009 6:23 pm |
Now that sounds like some good tv to me! I would dvr that and watch all damn day!
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8/14/2009 2:50 am |
Am I the only one who thinks the Bachelorette is Fugly? who on earth would compete for that? bring on the whore Edition...I'd actually watch that. hehe
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8/23/2009 7:11 pm |
I just can't watch... "American Idol"... and "So you think you can dance"... are about as much reality TV as I can take. Now... your reality show... sorry still not really much of a watcher... but if I could be Boy A... well that's the kind of reality I like.
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8/30/2009 2:16 am |
That would be a lot more entertaining. I saw one episode with ex-Poison singer dating some women, his name escaping me right now. Bret something I think. Anyway, it was okay, but, still kind of corny. Then, he sung to one of them. That was a little painful to watch. I am LMAO over "Brown chicken, brown cow". I am going to use that one when needed! Love it!
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8/30/2009 2:37 am |
Okay, now I am laughing even harder. Just pulled this off Nikki_4_Fun's blog... *Bam chickie wow wow* I think we need a blog with all the ways to cue 70's porn music. Hahahahahahahah!!!
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I love how they cry after knowing someone for three days and they get dumped. If ever there ever was a definition of "desperate" this is it. You could literally put OJ Simpson still in jail on the show as the Bachelor and you would still have the same people applying. I watched the show for about three seasons and couldn't watch it anymore. I have too much respect for women to believe that all women are like that.
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LOL! I think the two of us need to get together to write the pilot! As part of the show we need to come up with our own set of mores and standards to communcate to the audience and therefore alter societal perception of sluttery altogether! You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman ! Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping! And a MUST READ: [post 2294897] Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog! {=}
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11/24/2009 7:11 pm |
I agree
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...now does that great tv include the part where the guy receiving the rose decides to give you a prick of a different nature....better make sure you get rid of all them thorns before you go handin it over
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6/19/2010 12:18 pm |
The show is riduculous but if it were a bit more xxx would peak my interest a bit more LOL
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8/31/2010 11:21 am |
I'd pay to watch this episode! LOL!
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1 post 9/4/2010 5:00 am |
there are porno producers who would loe if you "fleshed" out that idea and scenes for them ...if you were in it ...i'd buy the video.
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Great idea. Maybe talk to the people at the spice Chanel. Hard core R! You can have fun and they take care of the camera angles. . B Bopp
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