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Things To Ponder While You're Waiting In Line
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Things To Ponder While You're Waiting In Line Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? ___________________________________ Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? ___________________________________ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? ___________________________________ Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ___________________________________ Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ___________________________________ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ___________________________________ Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? ___________________________________ Why is it that no matter what color<b> bubble bath </font></b>you use the bubbles are always white? ___________________________________ Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? ___________________________________ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ___________________________________ Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? ___________________________________ Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? ___________________________________ How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? ___________________________________ Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? ___________________________________ In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? ___________________________________ How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? ___________________________________ And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.. .  Come visit my blog and have some Mental Margaritas |
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Yep! It's me Thanks for the smiles! It's always Marie, unless it's signed "b".
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