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Blogs > BreastMan0118 > Welcome To My World...

Best Comback of The Year  

BreastMan0118 57M
36 posts
8/9/2008 9:58 am
Best Comback of The Year


If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as
this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a
felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's
credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The
officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback'
line -- and we think he'll win.


BreastMan0118

Your Resident Boobologist!
EnchantingWench 56F

8/9/2008 10:41 am

 Now thats really funny, i love it. Needed a laugh today, thank you.
No sex please im British
*The Wench*


BreastMan0118 replies on 8/9/2008 2:09 pm:

Glad to be of service, Well at least for telling a good joke that is.

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