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Blogs > BreastMan0118 > Welcome To My World...

Man of The House...  

BreastMan0118 57M
36 posts
9/2/2008 10:48 am
Man of The House...


Opened my e-mail during my down time and found this, Thought I would share.

MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."....


BreastMan0118

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TnWitchyWoman 63F
6843 posts
9/2/2008 11:32 am

 Yep. My husband said this sounds like someone he knows. I can't imagine who he is referring to either. LMAO


BreastMan0118 replies on 9/2/2008 3:51 pm:

Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out.

rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
9/2/2008 12:15 pm

 this is funny but shouldnt the man feel like the man of the house, if he is worthy of the title ?? though this sounds like a bully rather than a man.
I know serious on a joke post but this has been something I have been thinking about.
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


BreastMan0118 replies on 9/2/2008 3:59 pm:

I was thinking about answering this but all of the sudden my robot started acting goofy yelling "DANGER! DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!" LOL

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