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Advice for disgruntled lovers  

rm_MisTakn 55F
152 posts
7/2/2013 6:18 am
Advice for disgruntled lovers
Advice for disgruntled lovers: Adult-orientated contents

Classify and diversify:

All this love and adult writing should be considered as though it were addressed to you, dear blog reader,

Life’s Like That (Parables, amongst other ‘things’)

For the last time, good people, I’m telling ya, It’s SMS and MMS, not S&M!
Sayings, juz’ sayin’

Mmm, hey, hun, wud u rathr av luv n wild honey or wild love wut ur honey?

It is ur prerogative to have sex and mine to have sex with YOU.

Too much stexting, much like sexcessive m.ass.turbation is neva a.b©(a)d thing, right?

Rev me up, baby! Actually, if it weren’t for our, ahem, differences…network msglt;b> explicit </font></b>content.

If you consider my swearing the degradation of the lonely and lowly, the vile words that sets husbands to fight with their hapless wives, unless he can get to spend your money, then I’m against it. But if you see by my swearing the eloquent wording that by euphemism portray our differences, well, darling, that’s another story.

If u consider ur txt degradation of d lonely, lowly, d vile, then I’m against it. But if u mean d eloquent euphemism portray sx, well, darln, that’s anota story.

I’d luv2 put my biceps & triceps roun’ur trapezius 2hug ur sternum, tho d thot of my achiles tendons flexn wt my calves roun’ur gluteus xcites me.

I’ve missed your visit to my adult blog much too much and although you know by now I’m inclined to
invent weird and wonderful case scenarios of who and what I’m busy with,
in the most instances, like now, with some lurid fantasies,
deep down I want you to know that I do trust you and there’s just something
about you I click with. (HAHAHA)

Just the thought of me alone can have you erect.

No-one else can have that effect.

Whether I’m with you or not with you, I’m your eternal companion, that much
is true, that’s why I am addressing this blog to you,
as an expression of my love and affection
for you.

I can’t wait to see you, dear blog reader.
I shall wear something slinky, see-through
and seduce and satisfy you.

Can you indulge me, pretty please?

P.S. If you have sex with me,
You’ll never want another.
You’ll only want me.

P.P.S. Who came first?

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