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Question of the Day  

vopesahe 62F
254962 posts
7/7/2017 12:38 pm

Last Read:
12/12/2021 8:16 am

Question of the Day

What is your Story?

My answer...

I shot a landmine because I am sexy as fuck...



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vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
7/10/2017 12:58 am

    Quoting SomewhereNTX:
    I wanted Trojan Man because my cat is an asshole....

    I'm going to have to mix a drink and think about this one.
SomewhereNTX and thanks for playing...

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SomewhereNTX 62M
1624 posts
7/9/2017 2:36 pm

I wanted Trojan Man because my cat is an asshole....

I'm going to have to mix a drink and think about this one.


vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
7/8/2017 7:54 am

to you all for playing with me...

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vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
7/8/2017 7:52 am

    Quoting tmacshane26:
    I shot a golf ball because I'm sexy as fuck lol.

    Vopesahe I see were both born in November, you are born on 29th, and I was born on the 23rd.
Shane I like to know that we are both born in November but I many years before you were born... BTW I like your Story my friend!!

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TXArmyWife 51F
1964 posts
7/7/2017 5:55 pm

I got naked with Kermit the frog, because I'm awesome in bed!!! Woo Hoo!!!

I need a really great kiss!!


ericasatin 69T
529 posts
7/7/2017 3:57 pm

I wrestled a landmind because I'm sexy as fuck.


porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
7/7/2017 3:34 pm

I ate a glass of vodka because the voices in my head said so, I need professional help fast


curvy4utoplay 49F  
10153 posts
7/7/2017 3:31 pm

I made out with a golf ball because my boobs are AMAZING


tmacshane26 39M
2092 posts
7/7/2017 3:04 pm

I shot a golf ball because I'm sexy as fuck lol.

Vopesahe I see were both born in November, you are born on 29th, and I was born on the 23rd.


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
7/7/2017 2:18 pm

I got naked with a cocktail because my cat is an asshole.

Yikes. TGIF indeed.


Txman7272 52M
20 posts
7/7/2017 2:09 pm

I fucked a hotdog because my boobs are amazing


09NIGHTSTICK 73M
393 posts
7/7/2017 1:23 pm

I shot a volleyball , because I am sexy as fuck.


HamburgDave2 80M
16526 posts
7/7/2017 1:23 pm

I got Naked with a policeman, because a clown stole my Taco

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disago 55M

7/7/2017 1:05 pm

I tickled the toilet because my cat is an asshole. Yep. Pretty dead on..


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
7/7/2017 1:03 pm

I wanted my professor because the voices in my head said so..lmao..I like yours better my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
7/7/2017 12:41 pm

My answer...

I shot a landmine because I am sexy as fuck..

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