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Posting for Posting's Sake  

ThiqueMadamme 55F
92 posts
10/27/2008 4:13 am

Last Read:
12/11/2008 5:54 pm

Posting for Posting's Sake


The following used to be part of my profile, but since I'm no longer in search of anyone I took it down. However, since my new pics have been garnering me a lot more attention and apparently there are quite a few illiterate men who view my profile, I'm going to post them here, just cuz I need to say it SOMEWHERE!

THIQUE'S LIST OF WHAT SHE'S NOT LOOKING FOR (IF SHE WERE ACTUALLY LOOKING...WHICH SHE IS NOT)

1. I don't want a man looking for a one night-stand.

2. I don't want a man looking for a friend with benefits. Been there, did that -- got the t-shirt...gave it to Goodwill.

3. If your profile says "no strings", "looking for fun only" or anything to that effect, stop reading cuz you're most likely looking for either #1 or #2 above.

4. A man who is looking to "change" me. Not going to happen. Don't even try.

5. I'm partial to white men. Why? Because they've always been partial to me and black men have not. I don't rule out any particular race, but white guys definately have the advantage...but if I like you, I like you...no matter what race you are.

6. If you fall into any of the negatives above and you still contact me...don't get mad and feel the need to "call me out" when I either don't respond to your email or you get a snarky response.

7. Dick pics. I don't need any...I don't want any. If you're going to send me a pic, make it of your face and body. If I like those, I'll most likely want to see your erotic areas up close and personal.

8. NO MARRIED MEN! We can be friends...if your wife knows you play without her and she's cool with it, MAYBE we can play...but otherwise, no.

9. Guys...if you email me...come into the chat room to talk to me, whatever...please do not approach me like I'm a hoodrat at 7-11. You don't have to have mad game or the best lines...but have at least a modicum of sense about you when you talk to me. I am a writer...words are my life...so if you say things to me that turn me off...we aren't going ANYWHERE. [Special bonus points for men who know what "modicum" means. ]

Also...to the men who have greeted me with these pearls of wisdom:

Do you swallow?
Not unless I really like you. No...I don't like you.

Can I cum on your face?
Depends...can I bend your dick backwards while you do it?

Do you take it up the ass?
Even though anal would probably be less painful than this stupid conversation, I'll have to say no.

Can I bring my buddy? He's never had<b> black pussy </font></b>before.
Sure! Nothing makes me happier than becoming the reason a guy can finally join in on the "I was with a black chick once" bar convo.

Yeah, I know. The ones who need to read this probably never will. But I can hope. If a broken clock is right twice a day, maybe, just maybe one of these men will learn to read..or get a clue...

Fuck it...I'm just gonna fix the clock.

bikerflstn 53M  
66 posts
12/10/2008 9:02 am

It's all good hun, so what if it hurts some people to read the truth.


CurvyProf 57F
19 posts
10/27/2008 8:37 am

I have read it before...and still giggle at the truth in it


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