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Blogs > rm_sunnyjasper > Just wondering...

Feeling Silly Again  

rm_sunnyjasper 52F
262 posts
8/5/2008 10:01 pm
Feeling Silly Again



Why is it called a Motel?
The "mo" you go the less you "tell"....

What is the speed limit for sex?
68...cause at 69 she blows a rod....

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalotopis

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
Because they're plugged into a genius!

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!


~Live~Laugh~Love~
Simply_smiling14 58F
6062 posts
8/6/2008 7:45 pm

 Too cute!
Cheryl




rm_sunnyjasper replies on 8/7/2008 4:41 pm:
Thanks - amazing what lack of sleep can bring out....

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