262 posts 8/10/2008 11:06 am
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The sad part is .... it's true.....
THINGS LEARNED FROM RAISING BOYS
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with Roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
5.)It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
21.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
22.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
23.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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~Live~Laugh~Love~
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458 posts 8/17/2008 4:13 pm |
Quoting bbwfeeling18:
Wow...hilarious and such good birth control. I was JUST thinking about having a damn baby...thanks for setting me straight. lol
Oh yeah -- this actually the fun time -- then they grow into two headed no brained teenagers......
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8/17/2008 2:58 pm
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Wow...hilarious and such good birth control. I was JUST thinking about having a damn baby...thanks for setting me straight. lol
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458 posts 8/16/2008 6:03 am |
As long as you changed as you grew....{=}
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8/16/2008 3:26 am
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I had no idea what a boring child I was! 
Thanks to all who voted for me!
AND THE WINNER IS
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5300 posts 8/13/2008 3:47 pm |
I'll be honest - I had no desire to try the Clorox and Brake Fluid. Besides, I was too busy laughing and laughing. I remember doing some of them and my son doing others. The one's they didn't do, it was only because they didn't think of it.
Incredible post!
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6062 posts 8/10/2008 8:46 pm |
Holy shit and I thought my son was a terror.
#11-neither do metal pans.
I almost want to send this to him seeing how he is now living with his Dad.  Now that would just make my week.
do you mind if i pimp this with acknowledgement?
rm_sunnyjasper replies on 8/11/2008 10:37 am:
Go for it - -
I want a true confession of the men -- did you try the Clorox & Brake Fluid????? |
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