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Blogs > rm_sunnyjasper > Just wondering...

A Raise for Mr. Penis....  

rm_sunnyjasper 52F
262 posts
1/3/2009 12:58 pm
A Raise for Mr. Penis....

Mr. Penis requests a raise from HR based on the following:

* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

HR reviews his request and denies his request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit
other areas without prior authorization
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the
correct protective outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have
completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags!
~Live~Laugh~Love~
rm_mvsmike 66M
12785 posts
1/4/2009 3:36 am

 Ha Ha Ha!!! That is too funny.
SMILES!!!

How is it you relate with that special someone!!!
We are Relational Beings and How to Communicate

A moment of lust
does not equal
The eternity of true LOVE

Keep your heart true and pure
Get it RIGHT
Or get LEFT









Simply_smiling14 58F
6062 posts
1/3/2009 8:38 pm

 I have always loved this. Thanks for the extra giggle tonite.
Cheryl




rm_CumPegMe 48M
48 posts
1/3/2009 2:19 pm

 Love it - thats great - thanks for the grin


QuietPassion69 54M
940 posts
1/3/2009 1:42 pm

 Rough being so under appreciated...


goldnic0le 39F
Ask me for a photo

1/3/2009 1:11 pm

 hi


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