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A Raise for Mr. Penis....
A Raise for Mr. Penis.... Mr. Penis requests a raise from HR based on the following: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I am always using my head first * I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases HR reviews his request and denies his request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas without prior authorization * You take a lot of non-rostered breaks * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits * You don't like working double shifts * You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work * And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags! ~Live~Laugh~Love~ |
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Ha Ha Ha!!! That is too funny. SMILES!!! How is it you relate with that special someone!!! We are Relational Beings and How to Communicate A moment of lust does not equal The eternity of true LOVE Keep your heart true and pure Get it RIGHT Or get LEFT
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I have always loved this. Thanks for the extra giggle tonite.
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Love it - thats great - thanks for the grin
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1/3/2009 1:11 pm |
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