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Planned Swing Club Attack By Isis Thwarted By French Police
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Planned Swing Club Attack By Isis Thwarted By French Police French police arrested six individuals with ties to radical group Isis in early February. The six had been planning attacks against French swing clubs, according to “Arrested: Suspected Islamic State Terror Cell Plotting Attacks On Swingers Clubs,” which appeared on the Breitbart web site. Naturally I’m delighted that the attacks were halted before they could take place. One has to wonder, however, how the group imagined it would pull off such attacks. According to both Breitbart and the International Business Times, the group consisted of five men and woman. Most swing clubs offer limited access to single men: On days when single men aren’t welcome, many clubs have strict “couples and single women only” policies. One can imagine the internal squabbling over which of the male crusaders would have drawn the duty of accompanying the lone female representative. They might well have wiped each other out before even starting their attack. If anything, there would be double incentive for the men. French clubs, unlike their American counterparts, serve alcohol… and it’s not hard to imagine the would-be attackers giving in to multiple indulgences. The 9/11 attackers are known to have thrown money around in strip clubs before getting on the airplanes. There’s a question, however, as to sincere the attackers truly were. According to the Breitbart article, “…all had purchased bus tickets to Syria via Bulgaria and Turkey – presumably because they planned on escaping to join IS if they were not ‘martyred’ during their attack.” Aha! And if they could claim to be lost in the attacks, assumedly they could melt into the French swing scene, enjoy a bit of the lifestyle, and only be out the price of a bus ticket to Syria. It could be that Isis is irked at the swinger community having coopted its name. As earlier noted (Whats In A Name For UK Swingers Club Isis Quest, Filthy Lucre) the brand has proved a boon to swingers looking to get it on under its umbrella. There was no word on how intently French authorities are doing door-to-door searches of the estimated 500 clubs located throughout the country. French swingers must surely be sleeping better tonight… if they’re not too busy using their beds for other purposes. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic |
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"The 9/11 attackers are known to have thrown money around in strip clubs before getting on the airplanes." I thought right away 72 virgins would be awaiting them in paradise!  Have you ever took out the Burka off one of their babes? Good grief! I would head to the nearest bar or French strip club to! The stores, if I recall, are completely off limits to men. Check out the 2011 Arabian Business article "Victoria’s Secret opens new stores in Saudi, Bahrain" for details... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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"underneath the burka many of the women are dressed for the club." My hopes for world peace are raised by that one simple phrase. Thank you! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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So glad they caught the attackers before anyone else was injured or killed. And you know me and my smart ass comments..I have to wonder how they would of attacked a swingers club..would they have maybe put C-4 in the toys. Just a what if kind of thought.  But seriously I am so glad they were caught..no one certainly needs to deal with another ISIS terrorist attack.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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So glad they caught the attackers before anyone else was injured or killed. And you know me and my smart ass comments..I have to wonder how they would of attacked a swingers club..would they have maybe put C-4 in the toys. Just a what if kind of thought. But seriously I am so glad they were caught..no one certainly needs to deal with another ISIS terrorist attack.. As for the toys... I'm biting back the obvious "going out with a bang" comments, which wouldn't be all that funny anyway... But anyone with a genuinely funny smart ass comment is encouraged to make it! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Amen -- so to speak... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I am from the southern state of Kerala India. We never surrendered to conquerors except for a treaty accepting the suzerainty of the British. Many of the 5 tribes of Jews who migrated to India starting at 722 B,C.E and late, took refuge with us. When the Portuguese almost defeated us and demanded the Jesus killers ie the Jews to be handed over to save our lives, we Nazarenies (One who follows Bhagwan Jesus of Nazareth/Christians) took old testament Jewish names. (we didn't bother to change it back after the war, and continue to name children after grand parents) We won the war. Funny thing was we ended up with 2 Jewish first names. The Indians you see with funny names like John John, Mathew Thomas, Sara Abraham etc are their descendants like me. In the three thousand years of Jewish history in India, there is only one tree of righteous planted in Israel to honor the christian nanny who ran thru a hail of bullets to save the child of a rabbi from Brooklyn who was in charge of Chabad in Mumbai. Germany and Sweden has made a Himalayan blunder. As funny as your post is there is nothing funny about Islamist trying to create a one world order under Sharia. The conquest of India stated 711 A.D. and finally succeeded in 1398 A.D. to sack the capital Delhi. They are not done yet. Want to see what is in store for Europe watch?v=TMY2YV9WucY "Rules for happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.”― Immanuel Kant .
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I just heard on the news that 5 girls from Canada, who went to join ISIS.....3 gave birth and two are pregnant. The babies are radicalized at birth. I hope ISIS can be eliminated but I'm afraid it will be slow. There are rumors that some men wear burkas to hide and get away!
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I am from the southern state of Kerala India. We never surrendered to conquerors except for a treaty accepting the suzerainty of the British. Many of the 5 tribes of Jews who migrated to India starting at 722 B,C.E and late, took refuge with us. When the Portuguese almost defeated us and demanded the Jesus killers ie the Jews to be handed over to save our lives, we Nazarenies (One who follows Bhagwan Jesus of Nazareth/Christians) took old testament Jewish names. (we didn't bother to change it back after the war, and continue to name children after grand parents) We won the war. Funny thing was we ended up with 2 Jewish first names. The Indians you see with funny names like John John, Mathew Thomas, Sara Abraham etc are their descendants like me. In the three thousand years of Jewish history in India, there is only one tree of righteous planted in Israel to honor the christian nanny who ran thru a hail of bullets to save the child of a rabbi from Brooklyn who was in charge of Chabad in Mumbai. Germany and Sweden has made a Himalayan blunder. As funny as your post is there is nothing funny about Islamist trying to create a one world order under Sharia. The conquest of India stated 711 A.D. and finally succeeded in 1398 A.D. to sack the capital Delhi. They are not done yet. Want to see what is in store for Europe watch?v=TMY2YV9WucY This blog focuses on, among other topics, happenings that relate tangentially and more directly to the swinging community. Rather than go with yet another story about a club being denied a business permit, I went with this. There IS something funny about a repressive strain of a religion targeting a pure-pleasure operation... and it is funny because, ultimately, the French authorities managed to neutralize the threat without anyone getting hurt. Your perspective is valuable, and I appreciate it (as well as the historical observations, which I am going to research further). But I also believe that one way to combat extreme ideology of any type is to expose it to ridicule, and I have done that here. Please come back to this blog. I've enjoyed your posts on Tantra and other forms of mind/body sexuality. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I just heard on the news that 5 girls from Canada, who went to join ISIS.....3 gave birth and two are pregnant. The babies are radicalized at birth. I hope ISIS can be eliminated but I'm afraid it will be slow. There are rumors that some men wear burkas to hide and get away! My money is still on Victoria's Secret. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I am glad such an attack was thwarted. If only those religious fanatics would learn to relax. Or better yet, use reason and disavow religion altogether. That may seem controversial but you do not see atheists or secular humanists advocating for war like religious folk. Granted greed will fuel some wars(don't we know) but far fewer wars would be waged. Just imagine what the world could do with lessening the military industrial complex and dedicated resources to other human pursuits. Seriously, isn't the face of everyone who has waged war of late been one of sexual frustration? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Why am I so amused? Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Why am I so amused? Kk Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Given that you listed Breitbart as your source I thought it prudent to do some goooogling of my own. Admittedly, like the Onion, it's a great entertainment source, but like the Onion, I hadn't noticed that they've ever felt especially constrained by facts. I can imagine that French cops would be all over this plot, and that it would be considered a national priority. The sanctity of French swing clubs should be a matter of Gallic pride! Vivé la France! But....martyred in a swinger club....what a way to go. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Given that you listed Breitbart as your source I thought it prudent to do some goooogling of my own. Admittedly, like the Onion, it's a great entertainment source, but like the Onion, I hadn't noticed that they've ever felt especially constrained by facts. I can imagine that French cops would be all over this plot, and that it would be considered a national priority. The sanctity of French swing clubs should be a matter of Gallic pride! Vivé la France! But....martyred in a swinger club....what a way to go. Personally, I would love to see such matters elevated to the level of national security here in America. After 9/11, congressfolk from all over the country rushed to claim they had areas of vital security in their backyards, and therefore deserving of federal security largess... There are many ways to go in a swing club. "Martyred" strikes me as being the least of them! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I had my hesitation about using Breitbart as well, but there was also a piece that appeared on the International Business Times which more or less corroborated the original article. (It didn't have as juicy a quote, so I did go with Breitbart.) Personally, I would love to see such matters elevated to the level of national security here in America. After 9/11, congressfolk from all over the country rushed to claim they had areas of vital security in their backyards, and therefore deserving of federal security largess... There are many ways to go in a swing club. "Martyred" strikes me as being the least of them! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Yes, I'll second that sentiment! Maybe they were hedging their bets on the seventy two virgins promise. It never seemed all that plausible to me, and one or two of them must have doubts. Whaddya think? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I have yet to hear of anyone running into a virgin at a swing club... but then, we're not exactly dealing with an informed population, are we? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I feel I'm still in the back of a cop car with kzoo......I'll let him do the talking  WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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I feel I'm still in the back of a cop car with kzoo......I'll let him do the talking Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Four words at a time? WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Bonjour Humorlife J'ai eu la chance de connaître " Faite l'amour pas la guerre " Tout cela est fini , malheureusement . ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Humor Life I had the chance to know "Made love not war" All that is over, unfortunately. ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie ♥
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Bonjour Humorlife J'ai eu la chance de connaître " Faite l'amour pas la guerre " Tout cela est fini , malheureusement . ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Humor Life I had the chance to know "Made love not war" All that is over, unfortunately. ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie ♥ It is only over if you believe it is over. But perhaps it only takes one good person in the right position to believe... Il est seulement sur si vous croyez qu'il est terminé. Mais peut-être il suffit d'une bonne personne dans la bonne position pour le croire ... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Hello Humorlife ! One may wonder if they did not just want to enjoy it a bit before heading to Syria. And what outfits they accounted enter clubs? The woman had put some sexy underwear under a burka? Fortunately they were arrested before. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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ISIS targeting swingers clubs? What's next? I can only dare to think what other venues they have set their sights on. I agree with Annie: make love not war. If more so-called terrorists focused their energy on getting laid, rather than on creating mayhem and carnage, it might deflect would-be terrorists into perhaps engaging in other more productive pursuits.
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ISIS targeting swingers clubs? What's next? I can only dare to think what other venues they have set their sights on. I agree with Annie: make love not war. If more so-called terrorists focused their energy on getting laid, rather than on creating mayhem and carnage, it might deflect would-be terrorists into perhaps engaging in other more productive pursuits. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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