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The 10 Rules of AFF  

altlooking 69M
25 posts
7/23/2008 9:35 am
The 10 Rules of AFF

Having been around FriendFinder-x for a while now, I thought I'd put together the 10 Rules of FriendFinder-x. I know I'll probably get banned for this, but it was fun while it lasted.

Rule #1: Anyone you’re remotely interested in, is at least 100 miles remote.

Rule #2: Nearly all of the women on FriendFinder-x want to have sex, but not necessarily with you.

Rule #3 If you think the chat rooms, cams, and IMs are Instafuck.com, you are likely to be mistaken.

Rule #4 There is a 99.99% chance that if you click on a couples cam, it will be a solo male.

Rule #5: If you go on cam yourself, most of the people watching will be those you’re not interested in. For instance, if you’re a hetero guy and go on cam, most of those watching will be gay men.

Rule #6: If you go on cam, you are likely to be swarmed with people thinking they are movie directors.

Rule #7: You can safely assume that any pics people have posted will be at least 10 years old. Or 50 pounds ago. Or have been bodyshopped. Re-read this rule several times when you have arranged to meet someone.

Rule #8: The one person in a chat room you’d really like to chat with is having conversations with three other people, and each person is better looking than you.

Rule #9: The fourth biggest lie in the world is “Don’t worry, my spouse knows and its OK”.

Rule #10: The one person who IMs, and hits you up the most in chat rooms, will be the one who you wouldn’t want to get naked with for all the gold in Ft. Knox, or for Warren Buffet’s portfolio, or Bill Gates’ Microsoft stock.

needingitdeep 52F
21 posts
8/20/2008 9:04 am

 You did a lot of studying to come up with those
Needing


altlooking 69M
322 posts
8/21/2008 7:57 am

 FYI, in relation to Rule #9, the other three Lies are:

Lie #1: I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

Lie #2: Its only a cold sore.

Lie #3: The check is in the mail.


howdypeeps2 62F

8/21/2008 11:37 am

 lmfao


altlooking 69M
322 posts
8/24/2008 4:20 pm

 Thinkin I need to revise rule #4 to read that 90% of the couples cams will be solo males; and 9.99% will be a man and a woman, both fully clothed, doing nothing more than reading all the pages sent to them.


leee206662222 64F
7 posts
3/18/2009 8:32 am

 I love the way you think and you hit the nail on the head I have never gotten to look at your profile til today and I am amazed you cut right through the chase and right down to the point of what is going on.....I am still looking forward into meeting you someday and I love the pictures and I too will have pictures on my profile soon NOW I know who and what you look like when I am talking to you keep up the great blogs. Austin is not that far for me to come and meet/see you someday soon.....Let's keep chatting......leee


adiffrntman 66M  
17 posts
1/22/2011 2:09 pm

 You could also that FriendFinder-x has no interest in you other than your money! Chat never works when it should and often works too well when you would prefer it didn't!!


altlooking 69M
322 posts
2/4/2011 11:25 am

 Meindal:

Gotta disagree with you. IM works almost all the time for me.

Seems like many ppl (particularly men) who seem to say that IM doesn't work really mean "No women will respond to my IMs,,,,therefore the IM doesn't work".

Sorry, gotta disagree with you, it works. I've chatted with plenty of people and it works.

Now as far as FriendFinder-x just wanting your money,,,,that's another thing!


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