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Blogs > rm_freednwild > Musings of a Feral Friend

Facebook silliness V1.2  

rm_freednwild 62M
19 posts
2/16/2009 3:26 pm

Last Read:
2/23/2009 11:59 am
Facebook silliness V1.2

I’ve been spending waaay too much time on Fadebook.
It could be argued that the reasons are good and true.
An insane reunion of tens of my old friends from my marvelously miss spent youth. Its turned out a little freaky how well we all still connect after almost thirty years. Old friends and lovers reunited and all kinds a’lovely stuff. One of these old lovers I’ve written about and shows up on one of earlier posts. She still fondly remembers the Quaker woods and I am delighted to find that a love of almost thirty years still glows.
These are from Facebook silliness.

25 Lies

Instructions: Copy this paragraph, and then write 25 fictitious things about
yourself underneath it. To keep people guessing, feel free to include one or two true,
but implausible things, as well as one or two false but plausible things. Please
modify the instructions slightly, by adding, modifying or removing rules, except for
this one. Do not follow your own instructions correctly. Tag a bunch of
your friends to spread the lies.

1. I married my High School Sweetheart..

2. We are planning our Fortieth Anniversary.

3. None’ya’s are invited.

4. Blessed with an incredible singing voice I also have perfect pitch & rhythm.

5. I play several instruments including the Tuba.

6. I’ve been published in several periodicals of note.

7. I’ve had the pleasure of traveling back in time & meeting myself in my teens, the little f@$!er hated me.

8. My poodle and I were classmates with Jane Fonda at a doggie obedience class .

9. I remain a vegetarian, after all these years, and only hunt to satisfy a bloodlust and to make me feel like I’m more endowed than I am.

10. I have a damn good reason to feel that way.

11. I dropped out of Quaker Seminary to join the Marines.

12. Whilst at the Cowgirl Hall of Fame’s bar I drink more water than Red Tail Ale.

13. Eggplant & Bananas are my favoritest foods

14. I returned to University and am now a doctor of Philosophy.

15. That’s why ever’one calls me Professor Holloway.

16. My older brother has Down’s syndrome, even if he didn’t he’d be really stupid and I hate him.

17. As a I drew up schematics for what would now be called a “hybrid” car. One of mummy’s students said it was a really stupid idea.

18. I feel very inferior when it comes to jobs requiring a technical head and an astute mind.

19. I voted for Ronald Reagan and I’m still proud of it and wish that we would name our capital after him.

20. I am an innate speller and have won several spelling bea competitions.

21. I hate language and feel as if I have each eye in minuscule hydraulic presses every time I have to read.

22. I had a wild affair with one of John McCain’s nieces..

23. And his little too.

24. There is a rather large centipede crawling down my shirt

25. At least I now have something to snack on.

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