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Facebook silliness V1.5
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Facebook silliness V1.5 I’ve been spending waaay too much time on Fadebook. It could be argued that the reasons are good and true. An insane reunion of tens of my old friends from my marvelously miss spent youth. Its turned out a little freaky how well we all still connect after almost thirty years. Old friends and lovers reunited and all kinds a’lovely stuff. One of these old lovers I’ve written about and shows up on one of earlier posts. She still fondly remembers the Quaker woods and I am delighted to find that a love of almost thirty years still glows. These are from Facebook silliness. 25 Random Things Weeelll Ahhll right there, Pilgrim, I’uh’ain’t’a’gon’uh tag nobody ‘cause you ahhlready know who you are...... Sort’a inspired by my current romantic situation (like none) 1) One of my favorite alter egos is Beau Livious, kind of a spoonerism. See, believe it or not, I hardly ever make the first romantic advance, always too concerned that I might offend, and I’m really pathetic at picking up “cues”. Never picked up anyone in a bar that I can remember (and I have a weird/good memory for a lot of things), although I’ve allowed myself to be picked up, maybe three, maybe five times. And Yes, my dearly beloved women friends, men can be picked up as an aggressive action from women, it can happen, really. 2) The last could constitute as more than one thing. 3) Some of my first Icons of feminine beauty were, in no particular order or rank, Corretta Scott King, Diana Rigg, Cher & Angela Davis. I can’t think of a time that I was not mesmerized by feminine beauty. I was incorrigible from the time I was two and one half,,,,at least. 4) Being amongst the most tragic and ardent of heterosexuals I was not able to recognize a handsome man until I was in my thirties. 5) I share a birthday with Marisa Tomei, Jeff Bridges, Francisco Franco & Crazy , on my more irascible days I think that’s significant. 6) When I was a I wanted to be first mate of Calypso. I know, get in line, dorkface. 7) Kate Winslet in the film “Hideous Kinky” was such a shocking living reincarnation of my Mummy in every kind of way it kind of haunts me.  When I was five or six I had the most vivid dream of kissing my last long term mate.9) We courted for six months before she metaphorically dragged me, by my hair, into her lair and had her way with me, Damn that Beau Livious, anyway. 10) I’m blind in my left eye and therefor have no depth perception but I can run a saw (without rocking out) and swing a maul as if there was no tomorrow. 11) don’t ever think my misspellings are that. Although I couldn’t spell if my life depended on it, as much as not they’re intentional. Like when I call wealthy people “the effluent”. 12) I was thought to be autistic as a small , I didn’t talk until I was way past two years old but mummy tells me I could understand “get the blue sweater out of the middle drawer on the left” from the time I could walk. 13) The summer before I was to attend kindergarten in the states my brother, acting in his typically diabolical way, convinced me that I need to know how to read by the time school started. So I taught myself using the “Little Bear” books. 14) I’m a huge fan of the words Dichotomy, Paradox and Irony. 15) As a I was horrifically shy. Mummy oft wore this blue Grecian cloak. She looked like a freak with a parasitical twin’s legs hanging out of it. 16) Whilst making the passage betwixt Cylla & Charybdis in a most terrible storm at the age of five my family was the only one that wasn’t hurling to beat the band. 17) I wanted to use the word Horrific on that last one too. 1 I think horrific would have been a more appropriate word than “terrible” in 16 but I’m loathe to edit too much.19) Between the beginning of Fall and end of Spring Turkey Season I wear a Stetson “Gun Club” XXXX, colour Acorn. They last about four/five years each, I’m currently on number five or six. This year I went from a seven and one quarter to seven and one half. I don't know what got into my head. 20) You can call my hats “New Mexico Hair Pieces”. 21) Yes, I do realize that I’m not being too clever in trying to fluff up my numbers with inanities. 22) I can’t believe how many extraordinarily, shockingly and insanely beautiful women have loved me. I am eternally humbled. 23) My conscience is constantly struggling between the souls of my mother’s whackillly aristocratic English family and my daddy’s American Pioneer family. Guess which holds sway? 24) Both sides of my family have long, if oft interrupted, Quaker heritages. 25) My are my heroes. |
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