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Blogs > OutlawsBounty > Come Ride For The Brand!

Unemployment Technicalities - Diesel Fitter  

OutlawsBounty 70M
880 posts
11/17/2009 10:45 am

Last Read:
11/18/2009 6:18 pm
Unemployment Technicalities - Diesel Fitter

Unemployment Technicalities - Diesel Fitter

Sven and Ole worked for the same company and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office together.

When asked his occupation, Ole answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher.

Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied.

Since diesel fitter was a<b> skilled </font></b>job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious.

He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are<b> skilled </font></b>labor."

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven just puts them over his head and says: "Yah, diesel fitter."

~ " Vaya con Dios " ~

OutlawsBounty 70M
667 posts
11/18/2009 6:18 pm

 Ahhh yes wilbo one could be your diesel fitter ~Vaya con Dios~


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