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HE SAID TO ME.....
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HE SAID TO ME.....  I love some of these little quotes!!!! He Said To Me! He said to me ........ "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." I said to him ........ "You wear pants don't you?"  He said to me ................"Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" I said .."That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart!" He said to me......"What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" I said to him ......."Turn sideways and look in the mirror!" He said to me......."Why don't women blink during foreplay?" I said to him ...."They don't have time."  He said to me...."How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?" I said to him......"I don't know, it has never happened." He said to me..."Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?" I said to him......"They already have boyfriends." He said....."What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?" I said....."A widow." He said to me...."Why are married women heavier than single women?" I said to him......."Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."   |
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nice
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Too funny!!!
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8/30/2010 10:14 pm |
Ouch! lol.   
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Blinking all the time....not really too active right now....
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Thanks! I enjoy randomly changing them out....
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