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Blogs > 80sbaby71 > Life in the Nursery~

Laugh.....  

80sbaby71 52F
7366 posts
10/29/2011 5:09 pm
Laugh.....

Ok...after the day i've had...I needed this laugh. A friend sent me this email....hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Scotch with two drops of water !!!


A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch
with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink
she says,

"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday
and it's today.."

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,
"I would like to buy you a drink, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch
with two drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,"I would like to buy you one, too."

The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch
with two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're<b> barefoot..

</font></b>'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles
out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police


'OLD' IS WHEN...
..'Getting a little action' means you don't need
to take any fiber today.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD'IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are really sure these
are NOT jokes !!!!
BusterTheMaster 71M
4709 posts
10/31/2011 4:47 pm

 OLD IS WHEN
...even the spammers on FriendFinder-x won't flirt with you any more.

OLD IS WHEN
...you take a Viarga and the only thing that gets stiff is your back.

OLD IS WHEN
...you think you are.


Buster The Master
Second star to the right and then straight ahead until morning...


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
11/1/2011 4:33 pm
    Quoting BusterTheMaster:
    OLD IS WHEN
    ...even the spammers on FriendFinder-x won't flirt with you any more.

    OLD IS WHEN
    ...you take a Viarga and the only thing that gets stiff is your back.

    OLD IS WHEN
    ...you think you are.

OMG! Buster you are a riot!


CampoGirl 57F
43434 posts
11/5/2011 5:11 pm

 I FEEL your post.
Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


80sbaby71 52F
5516 posts
11/6/2011 5:42 am

 Daily anymore, daily!


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