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Blogs > Bambinone > The Italian Stallion :)

Vibrators vs men  

Bambinone 56M
96 posts
7/16/2010 4:52 pm
Vibrators vs men
Vibrators vs men!!!

A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop
"vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv

Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!

When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer
and not hear from them until we're ready.

It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever
we want without being called a slut.

Position is your choice, not his.

It always is hard.

It doesn't leave a mess behind.

You don't have to wear an ill fitting<b> teddy </font></b>to excite it.

It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.

Vibrators are better then men because ...

They don't get tired after the first time

They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are
in the mood.

Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't
have to fix it breakfast.

Safe sex without a rubber

A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !

As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can
keep going and going and going!(while you keep coming and
coming!)

Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you
want!!

They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.

You can show it off to your friends.

They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one

It doesn't leave a wet spot.

It can be stashed away in a drawer.

It doesn't have a mother!!

It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.

You know exactly where it's been.

Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.

They never come before you do.
urtoytonight 40M

7/16/2010 5:05 pm

 lol soo true


Bambinone 56M
59 posts
7/16/2010 6:08 pm

 u use vibrator while drving? thats worst than texting while driving


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