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You ARE what you eat.....  

tazzerman2000 66M
7132 posts
10/7/2008 11:21 am
You ARE what you eat.....

If there's any truth to that statement then I'm either a sopping wet pussy or a hard throbbing cock. Take your pick..

I've made no secret of the fact that I'm an oral 'animal'. Always have been, always will be. I just LOVE letting my mouth and tongue take over, whether its kissing or exploring, I just get such a thrill from orally pleasing my partners that, well I just can't quite put it into words.

I've often wondered why? What is it about me that's 'made' me so orally fixated? Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE sticking ol Mr. Drippy into whatever orifice is available, yes indeed I do but on the other hand, I can spend HOURS working your lovely body over with my tongue and lips.

Even from a young age I've always thought of myself as really pretty good at orally pleasing a woman (Or man for that matter) but it wasn't until roughly 1983 or so that I truly LEARNED what I was doing, everything up to that point had really been self taught if you will.

In '83 I was living in FLA and I had made friends with two very lovely, very sexy lesbians. Actually, they were somewhat bisexual but for the most part, they preferred the sexual company of other women over men.

The three of us were a 'team' if you will and used to go out cruising the bars, hitting the beach, golfing etc. Shoot we did just about everything together and had a blast doing it I might add.

Lets call them 'Spike' and 'Trish the Dish'.. Spike was the 'dominate' one if you will, even though she was quite a bit smaller and more petite than Trish was standing maybe 5'2" where Trish was a VERY tall and leggy blond who was around 5'8-9" and almost ALWAYS wore heels on top of that.

Go figure eh? Spike got her name because of her hairdo. She wore her thick black hair in spikes. Hence the name. Shoot a spiked<b> collar </font></b>would have fit her perfectly and come to thing of it, I do believe she had one! LOL

Trish on the other hand, was blond as I said, with medium length hair with soft curls. She was a knock out!

Ok, sorry, I've digressed.

To make a long story short: One night, the three of us had come back to my place after hitting all the bars along the inter-coastal. To say we were drunk is putting it mildly.

We ended up naked in my hot tub sucking down more drinks, laughing and kidding each other and basically making total fools of ourselves.

Luckily my two buddies, Mark and Jimbo were gone for the night so we had the place to ourselves.

Eventually the mood switched to a more sensuous vibe as the booze and the bubbles took over and soon, the three of us were kissing and petting each other with wild abandon.

As things progressed, I eventually moved in between Trish's legs, put my hands on her butt cheeks and lifted her pussy out of the water enough to where I could go down on her lovely pussy without worrying about drowning.

I worked on her clit and pussy for a bit and all seemed well when all of the sudden Spike pulls me away and says, shoot boy, that's not eating pussy. Watch this!

Well, watch I did. Very closely I might add. Spike spent what seemed like the next hour giving me a complete and thorough lesson on exactly how to eat pussy which, by the time she finished and rendered Trish unable to move, walk or talk.

I lost count of exactly how many orgasms Trish had but it was a lot but what I DIDN'T lose track of was Spikes technique. Or techniqueS because there was many more than just one.

The main thing I learned was that most women enjoy it when you start slow. Don't just DIVE in there and go to work. You need to be gentle, almost teasing at first. Give them time to get good and horny. There's a time and place for the full out tongue 'assault' but it's not at the beginning. Use your fingers also, gently. Run your tongue around her clit and down and into her pussy and back around. Take your time and truly enjoy yourself. As always, pay attention! You can tell when you're hitting all the right spots and if your not..

It was an eye opening experience that's for sure and one that I've learned from and tried to improve upon ever since.

When in doubt, ask her what she likes.. Communications is key.

Yes, Spike, Trish and I had a great time that night not to mention many OTHER adventures which hopefully I'll be able to write about here in the near future but for now, to this day, I do thank them both for taking me under their 'wing' so to speak, and teaching me how to eat pussy.

Now, if I can just FIND one!!! -tm


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rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/8/2008 2:20 pm

BTW,
I'm actually hoping to look like a real
dick head in the near future!

Slurps Shazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/8/2008 12:11 am

Hmmmmm Very Full Filling!

I'm going to my room!!!

KissuShazzi


firegryphon 54F
5903 posts
10/7/2008 5:59 pm

OH! where were u at 2 am last night?! I was writing up a naughty story in our couple's blog and got to the part where I'm suppose to be describing eating pussy and I can't for the life of me remember how it goes.

I am usually to caught up in the moment (giving or receiving) to remember "do this then do that and then do another thing" so I drew a total blank!

I ended up just cutting that part out of the story, but I can only put it off for so long. HELP!

The only thing I HAVE to do is eat, shit, and die. Everything else is a choice.


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