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Tazzerman's How to Guide #1 (Index and the Group Thing)
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Tazzerman's How to Guide #1 (Index and the Group Thing)  As most of you know, Ol Tazzerman has quite a bit of experience in putting on, hosting, coordinating and scheduling just about every type/form of group grope, gangbang, hotel sex party, 3,4 or more way, bondage/role playing scene and well the list is endless. As a community service, I've decided to create the Tazzerman's How to Guides to provide a ready resource for those of you who might be thinking about hosting or even attending you're very own group grope, gangbang, bondage/role playing scene etc.. Index: Tazzerman's How to Guide 1 Index and the Group Thing Tazzerman39s How to Guide 2 Romance In this Guide #1 I will discuss and define the various forms of activities as well as the terms I use and some of the basic 'hosting' duties and responsiblities. As I have the the time, I will add to these guides more detailed information pertaining to each single, specific activity. First some definitions and general rules of thumb: 1 person = masturbation 2 people = a couple 3 people = a 3-way 4 people = two couples 5 people = an official gangbang* and/or group grope 6 people = three couples** 7 people = a BETTER gangbang*** and an official orgy More people = more of an orgy!  * You need to have 5 people PLUS the person being 'banged' in order to have an 'official' gangbang. This was determined years ago by myself and a very sexy woman named Carrie and it's simple. one cock in the pussy, one in the ass, one in the mouth, one in each hand = five and THAT is an 'official' gangbang. ** You would THINK that six people would qualify for being a gangbang, group grope or even an orgy BUT au contrair my friends. RULE OF THUMB #1 - Never ever invite an even number of people to a group grope. People tend to pair up and in the end, what you will have is just three couples fucking. While fun for sure, it's NOT a group grope! *** Seven is a MUCH better number for a gangbang. The reasons are simple: there's always at least one guy who can't get it up in a room full of other guys and/or there's always one guy who cums instantly. Inviting seven guys to your gangbang is in fact insurance that you will have at least five hard guys for you're lovely gangbangee! People often ask me what the difference is between a group grope and an orgy and in practice there really isn't any. I can and do use both terms to describe just about any form of multi-person sex but for the most part, when I say group grope, I mean a group of folks ranging anywhere from three to seven individuals and then anything from seven people and above is, in my book at least, a full blown orgy! As the host you have a great deal of responsibility and none is bigger than providing a clean and safe environment for your friends to enjoy themselves. Clean sheets and bedding Clean towels, wash clothes Clean bathrooms Clean toys, ropes, bondage apparatus I also keep antiseptic (PABA-free) handi-wipes available. They come in handy for wiping off toys, lube, cum, people the occasional poop, and/or whatever you need to clean up and I HIGHLY recommend them along with hand sanitizers. I typically have a big bowl of condoms of various size, styles and types and RULE OF THUMB #2: All cocks WILL wear a rubber period. Toys also my friends. Not only that but rubbers WILL be changed whenever a cock or toy is moved from one orifice to the another. This is a hard and fast rule and will be 'enforced'. (Yes, even my Magic Wand gets a rubber) Providing a safe environment is the single most important responsibility you have as the host. Keeping a watchful eye on everybody is hard work my friends and as the host, you must be prepared to eject anybody who gets out of hand, unruly, or disrespectful. RULE OF THUMB #3 Screening people before hand is something you should take VERY seriously. Getting the right people together is key to a good group grope. I typically do NOT invite 'newbies' to large group gropes and I'm not a real fan of people bring along 'friends' I do not know or I haven't talked to. You also will find that some people's personalities change when in a group situation, especially when alcohol is involved. This is one of the reasons I tend to limit consumption (my own specifically) especially at a Gangbang. By limit I mean, just take it easy. Drink, have fun but be responsible about it. Keep in mind everyone will have to drive home after and you could be held liable if something happens. RULE OF THUMB #4 Never EVER turn the TV on!!! You will INSTANTLY lose every guy in the place! Trust me on this folks. If you DO feel the need to have the TV on then make SURE it's showing ONLY porn. Period. Music is a much better media for group gropes. I happen to like the 'Smooth Jazz' channel on my cable system. They play wonderful music, not to hard, not to soft and it's perfect for background noise if you will. Just remember, NEVER EVER TURN THE TV on. RULE OF THUMB #5 Always be clear, upfront and concise in regards to the 'rules' and once again, especially at a Gangbang. Those rules are there for the safety of the person being Gangbanged and they should be sent to all participants ahead of time and then, dutifully enforced, no exceptions. Follow these guidelines and I guarantee you and your friends will have a GREAT time. Happy slurping and fucking my friends!  -tm |
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Thanx for writing this! I have not yet tried group/orgy/gangbang but it is on my to do list,lol. Everything listed makes sense to me and are pretty similar to the guidelines i was planning on having whenever i do plan one " Quod me nutrit me destruit"
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Love the sanitation part of your rules. So often people don't think of that. Looks like you had a great time!  Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd
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Why does that one guy still have his clothes on? 
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LOL.......thats an awful lot of info......I may have to read it again.....and that means I get to look at the pic again too, right?! Happy HNW!  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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