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I think I'm the ONLY guy on the planet who.........
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I think I'm the ONLY guy on the planet who.........  actually puts the fucking toilet seat down after I take a piss! Hi guys!! Sorry I haven't been around much of late. I've been SUPER-DUPER busy and by that.... well most of you KNOW what I mean eh? LOL You know Ol Tazzerman entertains both men and women here in the PlayPen® and it drives me CRAZY when my guy-friends leave the fucking toilet seat UP after they pee. It NEVER fails! I notice it in places like my Starbucks as well. Most guys are just totally incapable of putting the fucking seat down! Not Ol Tazzerman mind you. I'm ANAL about it and ALWAYS put the seat down after I finish whizzing. ALWAYS and especially when I'm at someone elses house! People are also horrible about pushing their chairs back in after they get up btw  Downright rude if you ask me  OK, this is gonna turn into a rambling wreck of a post, I have so much to get caught up on. First off is a topic that will probably turn a lot of you off. I was surprised the other day while chatting with one of my dearest, sexiest, cyber-babes. Lets call her 'Ruth'. She IS a totally wanton, insatiable nympho who I WANT in the worst way. So much so that I'm already planning a trip to where she lives just so I can spend a Friday/Sat and part of a Sunday with her but that's a post for another day. Anyway, we were chatting one day last week when out of the blue she informs me that one of her biggest fantasies is to be both licked AND mounted by a DOG! Yes, you read that right. A DOG... Now Ol Tazzerman IS about as open-minded and non-judgmental as can possibly be and while I'm certainly NOT going to judge her or her desires, I do have at least one line I will not cross and that's inter-species sex whether it's with dogs, horses or what have you. Of course, after she told me that I just had to Google up some videos of woman having sex with dogs and horses and well to be honest (She DOES read this blog btw) it really kind of turns me off, especially watching a woman sucking on a dogs dick! Now you guys know me, I LOVE sucking cock but I could NOT do it. NOPE... no way Jose! Don't EVEN get me started on horses. Ewwwwww. Not to mention the fact that from what I understand, most of the horses in question are actually tranquilized first. I know a lot of animal rights activists who would surely be aghast at these activities. So I guess my question is this: What do you think about inter-species sex specifically with dogs? Have you gals ever dreamed of cute little Fido lapping away at your pussy? Have you ever had any desire to be actually mounted by a dog? As a side note and after watching some of those videos, I'm PISSED! Some of those doggie dicks are BIGGER than Ol Mr D! Damnit!! I spent the entire New Years weekend down on a couple/friends farm along with 20-25 other hedonists. We all arrived on Friday night and didn't leave until Sunday evening. OMG! First off, the couple who owned the farm had setup their entire basement as a full-blown dungeon. They had, quite literally, every single piece of BDSM equipment imaginable. From a St. Andrews cross to stockades, spanking benches, various<b> suspension </font></b>devices including a chain fall and well the list is endless. This WAS in fact the largest AND longest/non-stop drunken, debauchery Ol Tazzerman has ever ever participated in. Basically, you name it, we did it! Over and over and OVER again. It was a PERFECT way to ring in the New Year that's for sure! Anybody watch the Broncos/Steeler game last night? WOW what an ending! That was certainly exciting and GO BRONCOS!!! (Anybody but those hated Steelers!) Did you happen to see the video of the girl who was bungee jumping from a bridge over the Zambezi river in Africa? The bungee cord BROKE and she landed in the CROC infested river. Hurt, dazed etc she still had enough composure to untangle the remaining bungee chord, under water and swim to shore even with a broken shoulder! That video is yet another reason Ol Tazzerman does NOT do bungee jumping!!! LOL I'm getting ready for a lovely 4-way with the insatiable 'Penelope', 'Nicole' and 'Mark'. We all plan on getting together one evening this week and well to be honest, I can't wait. I've made NO secret about the fact that I'm totally smitten by 'Nicole'. There's SOMETHING about that woman that just totally turns on every single cell in my body. I could and actually have slurped on that incredible pussy of hers for hours on end not to mention the fact that her hubby Mark has a HUGE, uncut, VERY suckable cock. Of course, having the incredible Penelope tagging along is total icing on the cake. I can't wait to slurp on Nicole's pussy WITH her not to mention sucking on Mark's cock together. The possibilities are endless Pictures WILL be forthcoming, I promise! I HOPE all of you had a wonderful New Years and here's to 2012!! More pussy, more cocks, more slurping, fucking, groping and SEX SEX SEX!!!! Yeah!! -tm |
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OMG that's a RIOT!!! Too funny. I suspect that doggie sex actually goes on a LOT more, behind the scenes, than anybody really wants to know about -tm
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