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Amazing how plans change......
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Amazing how plans change......  Well my MMM 3-way didn't happen yesterday. Both of my good buds ended up having to cancel. They had legit reasons so we'll make it up no problem. Meanwhile, that left ol Tazzerman EXTREEEEEEMLY hungry for a nice dick so of course, I hopped on one of my Manly websites, found a nice sounding guy, sent him an email, he replied, we texted/chatted a bit and as it turned out, he was actually working right around the corner from me so I invited him over for at least an initial meet/greet.. While we were chatting he 'revealed' that he was 'packing' a 6 1/2" uncut cock. Now, while I'm not 'into' uncut cocks that much, I'm not opposed to them and..... I was fucking horny and hungry damn it!! 6 1/2" of man-meat sounded like just the ticket to me, cut or not! LOL (I know, I'm pathetic) He arrives, we say our howdys and I finally steer him back to the PlayPen®. Guys are SO fucking easy compared to you gals. As I've said so many times, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place! LOL I sit down on the edge of the bed with him in front of me and start my FAVE process of undoing his pants, unzipping them slowly, letting the anticipation build until finally I pull them down and I am face to cock with his 'mighty' 2-3" uncut little pecker! FUCK!!! Talk about disappointment! Obviously this guy suffers from EGO caused by BCE.. Side note: I coined the terms EGO and BCE a LOOOOONG time ago in a blog post about guys and how it almost ALWAYS seems like for a LOT of men, objects SEEM larger in the mirror than in real life when they describe their helmeted little tallywackers. EGO = Enlarged Genital Observation BCE = Belly Corona Effect I didn't laugh him out of the PlayPen®, I WAS hungry for some dick-meat after all so...... I pulled back his foreskin and got busy sucking on his clit...er huh dick... Now Ol Tazzerman has sucked on a LOT of dicks in his time and folks I'm telling you that was one ROCK SOLID 4-incher if there ever was one... LOL Anyway, I gave him a good BJ and sent him on his merry way. Like I said, I was HUNGRY and a dick is a dick is a dick. He hit me up not long after he left to thank me and tell me that he REALLY enjoyed the sucking and to see if I was open to having a regular/weekly 'thing'. My response? Uh, not really dude. Too bad you had to LIE to me about your dick size. If you'd been upfront and honest to begin with, then I'd be MORE than happy to invite you back and I wouldn't be here now, writing this post and trying as hard as I can to NOT make fun of your teenie tiny, little mini-dick. Meanwhile, I'm STILLhungry damnit!!! p.s. For any of you guys reading this: TRUST me, there's almost NOTHING more disappointing then expecting one thing and finding something else! Be HONEST with your would be lover, be they male or female upfront! I'm taking from mainly a girls point of view at the moment having obviously experienced this type of shit, just like they do. If the boy in question had been honest with me I would have STILL invited him over and I would have been more than happy to have struck up an ongoing relationship. He's actually a nice Italian import. But NOW...... Sorry. If I hadn't been SO damn horny for dick I WOULD have tossed him right out on his peanut sized nuts. |
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Normally guys are pretty straight with me. I mean really, whats the point of lying? I'm convinced that HE was convinced he was looking at 6.5" LOL  -tm
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I've always been honest about what I have. Average. Thicker than average, makes it look stubby. Like everybody here is saying, why lie about it? If I were to end up in bed with someone, the LAST thing I want them to think about is that I lied to them. What I lack in size, I try to make up for with thickness, stamina, effort, skills, and that the top of the head seems to hit the g-spot really nicely.
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I've always been honest about what I have. Average. Thicker than average, makes it look stubby. Like everybody here is saying, why lie about it? If I were to end up in bed with someone, the LAST thing I want them to think about is that I lied to them. What I lack in size, I try to make up for with thickness, stamina, effort, skills, and that the top of the head seems to hit the g-spot really nicely.
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Oh I agree. Little dicks need loving too! I've had more than my share of em and enjoyed playing with them. They're so cute
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Yep. I've never understood guys who lie. I mean come on, the truth will out at some point eh? Actually, as I alluded to with the EGO/BCE thing, I'm convinced that some guys really believe it when they say they're x length.. Of course they must be using a tape measure and starting it from back around their buttholes -tm
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